[Closed] Cotic Hemlock - Re-branding the "Fugly"

Ah I see first post troll.

the Cotic Konalike?

nowhere near as ugly as the new Pace 204

I agree with that.

[i]Our riding buddy Showerman has just bought a second-user Hemlock-against our advice[/i]

I'm no full suss expert, but the bike seems as good as any other on the market right now...

My Hemlock looks supersexy with her 4" rocker, she has a lovely little tight rear end to match her big bouncy front shockers!

Ooh, maybe i like her a little too much, must be her playfull nature and absolute reliability.

Get a type face to match a real Turner, then away you go on your...

Gurner!

My Hemlock looked pretty ugly as it chewed up the Beast last night.

i thought we agreed on CAMELS toe by cy, its a winter hack bike its ugly and the grapics are piss poor and so are some of the thinking in its design but i am now a member of the cotic owners club and can look down on everyone else.. oh and mrmingus rides a b-one so he is complaining from a poor footing anyhow

brakes: stop licking the windows at the back, and get yourself to the front of the class, at this rate you'll be failing 'suspensionology 101'...

the hemlock has very little in common with a kona, cos it's got a chainstay pivot on it, innit.
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re: re-branding, how about calling it the

'i should start an on-line petition to maybe convince Cy to make a super-sturdy version that i can take Dh racing to really make the most of the awesome handling'

or maybe the

'i can't work out how it climbs so well when it's also the best bike i've ever ridden for techy downhill trails'

cotic inbred? oh wait...

I think there's already been a "Brawler" frame by someone.

The Turner thing is pretty funny, as regards typefaces, have a good look at the new Turner models to see why.