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Why would you hire a bike if you could take your own? Clearly he wasn't too worried about having scorn heaped upon him by stw. Doesn't do the bike any harm to be used in the 'wrong situation' does it?
I took my top of the range unicycle for riding round the site at Butlins when I went there on holiday recently. Did get one kid asking whether I'd hired it 😆
We are on page 2 of this discussion and no-ones mentioned the Mumsnet thread on Centre Parcs, what's going on???????
well i have had to go and look.... how do they link the two!!!!
I've been to CP a couple of times and took my 5 last time but went for a couple of laps round Sherwood pines a couple of evenings.
IMO if you've got a bike and you want to take it, even if its just to cruise round the site, do it. Save on the extortion that is CP bike hire.
On the whole CP - why would you at all ? issue, 3 times has been more than enough for me. Too expensive, too many ignorant, arrogant fellow human beings and not that much to get excited about really.
We opted for a weekend in Blackpool with the kids instead last time (yeah Blackpool I know) but we got a family room in the Hilton for £99 and got Tesco clubcard tickets to Blackpool Zoo, Tower Circus and the Sea Life Centre and we had a cracking weekend, much better than CP. All three places we visited were superb.
If you only have one bike...so the oab family at a place like that is resplendent on Sanderson, Cannondale, Islabike and two kids Scott's. 8)
(mind, we would also be off for some proper rides)
no-ones mentioned the Mumsnet thread on Centre Parcs,
*googles*
😯
mountainman - Looks like I'm having to go in a couple of weeks. Any info on where is good to ride?
What rubber for Center Parcs?
Mud terrain?
Lesanita2 wrote:mountainman - Looks like I'm having to go in a couple of weeks. Any info on where is good to ride?
Google "Center Parcs" and look at about the 8th search result for tips on the best place to ride...
I have to admire some people's ability to milk to worst traits out of human kind wherever they go!
I'm sure there are some miserable gits who go to Centre Parcs (Some posting on here?!), but in reality, it's not too hard to [b]not[/b] take offence from every interpersonal interaction that takes place at home/holiday - just enjoy yourselves!!
Saying that, I've just booked up a midweeker at Longleat over fireworks night (8 berth cabin for £480 - bargain!!) so try to avoid talking to me.... 😉
DrP
Saying that, I've just booked up a midweeker at Longleat over fireworks night (8 berth cabin for £480 - bargain!!) so try to avoid talking to me....
we're there the following week so that our little 'uns can soak up the winter wonderland experience.. off peak, for peanuts..
I'll be raucously delivering sustained periods of verbal abuse and physical intimidation to any other human beings that I encounter, so you won't be able to miss me I'm afraid..
I won't be taking a bike though.. as it's a well known fact that outside of Devon everybody is a thief and a brigand..
so first trip to Sherwood for us in October having been to Whinfell many times in the past. If I take my Jake with knobblies on is there anywhere reasonable for a wee ride within 10 mins of the place ? It's a family holiday so not planning on dissapearing from more than an hour but if there is an early am or evening opportunity I will take bike, otherwise will hire a clunker (the cost of fuel for extra bike on roof from Glasgow pays most of the clunker hire 😀 )
Never stayed there myself (sherwood) as I live just down the road and often ride around there anyway.. but usually pack the kids and a few friends off there for a week at a time just to give me and laZorilla some peace and quiet. Kids love it but looks a rip off to me.
thanks elzorillo - an earlier post mentioned Sherwood pines - is that close by and decent riding for an hr on the cx bike ?
no-ones mentioned the Mumsnet thread on Centre Parcs,*googles*
have googled it.... there is no way I'm opening that at work
I went to one once and had the gall to stand on a rock by the lake, I was asked to kindly get down.
Probably the sh!test place I've ever been to - not my idea of a fun time.
I have to admire some people's ability to milk to worst traits out of human kind wherever they go!
Agreed! Loving the usual STW moanfest.
We've been to Whinfell twice and had a great time. Didn't meet "too many ignorant, arrogant fellow human beings", didn't get shouted at for standing on rocks, didn't have our bikes stolen, didn't think the food was bad at all - just had a nice time with the extended family, did some fun activities with the kids, ran about, had a laugh and enjoyed ourselves.
YMMV. 😀
stand on a rock by the lake
Totally rad dude, extreme! 😉
As I was on holiday when I went, I was in no rush and found I could walk from one side of the park to the other in less than 30 minutes and so glad I didn't have to faff about with bikes and locks. Plus it gave me the moral high ground to snarl at any cyclist who neglected to warn me of their approach with an appropriate tinkle on their bell.
We found it a pleasent environment when the cars were gone - but people reverted to type on changeover day and I almost got run over by a BMW!
Much too expensive for me in school holidays mind
Much too expensive for me in school holidays mind..
I think the 'same' holiday we've just booked for £479 is £1499 the week before!
Now that IS expensive!
DrP
I'm going to go to centerparcs when we've got kids...quite looking forward to it rather than boring beach holidays.
Do they have Death Slides? Probably don't call them that anymore.
But in response to the OP, if we're going to pass judgement on someone you've barely met we need to know what he was wearing. Was he dressed in downhill gear with a full face helmet suitable for the flat paths of Centerparcs?
Do they have Death Slides? Probably don't call them that anymore.
They do, well a death water slide anyway (Nottingham), but only for little kids to play, I was gutted when I was told I was too big the cheek!
Do they have Death Slides? Probably don't call them that anymore.
The longleat one has a zip wire - but you have to pay extra to go on it.
The water slides in the pool are pretty good.
Went there with my folks when I was a tiddler. Mum and Dad said we were gonna hire bikes and "go for a nice cycle", me and sis were unimpressed with the idea of not being in the pool. Maw and Paw got two dreadful mudguarded and chainbathed Dutch style heaps, me and sis got BMXs. About 100 yards into the "nice cycle" we came across a BMX track and me and sis shot in (with cries of "we can look at that on the way back, you two!" drifting after us) and wouldn't leave! 😆
Didn't meet "too many ignorant, arrogant fellow human beings"
You went on a good week. I used to repair those BSO's many eons ago, the quality of the guest varied a lot week to week, high season southern c$%^s were a total pain. Best weeks are scottish school holidays when English are at school, brilliant people all week.
As for the rest of this anything good will get stolen, lock it inside (and use the shower to clean it!) Oh and sherwood pines isn't the only local place to ride, there are loads of other local routes that are better, and when you finish those remember you are only 45 mins from Derbyshire.
the quality of the guest varied a lot week to week, high season southern c$%^s were a total pain. Best weeks are scottish school holidays when English are at school, brilliant people all week.
That's maybe the advantage of going to Whinfell. Pleasant northern folks, Geordies and Jocks, rather than ghastly southerners with their big city ways 😀
I'm going to go to centerparcs when we've got kids...quite looking forward to it rather than boring beach holidays.
So now we're slagging off beach holidays? Surprisingly good fun with little kids - though I guess it does help if you windsurf or kayak (or some other sport best done on the sea) so you get some benefit out of it.
the quality of the guest varied a lot week to week, high season southern c$%^s were a total pain. Best weeks are scottish school holidays when English are at school, brilliant people all week.That's maybe the advantage of going to Whinfell. Pleasant northern folks, Geordies and Jocks, rather than ghastly southerners with their big city ways
as good Scots we are going in October school week, but Whinfell prices with this in mind, so same accomodation at Sherwood same week is over £300 less for us.....