[Closed] Caption competion.....

"why are you shagging a bike when mum is at home?"

"theres no way im pulling you around on that dad"

"Saddles to low!"

"Oi! strange man, why can't you offer me sweeties or a look at your puppys?"

Does that bolt go through your prince albert?

"Berghaus is soooo last year"

Dad, why can't you go behind a tree like everyone else?

"Nooo Daddy, I want a brother!"

YOU left the tub of vaseline on the post, YOU fetch it!!

Dad? When I said I wanted you to show me how to ride a bike I didn't mean like that!

Or

Son, run to my car, get my phone and dial 999!

Racing Ralph is the winner 😆

That flag looks shit dad, drop it or I drop you and find a new dad with a porsche.

"What do you mean? - There might be bears in the woods? - Go and look for the wheel now!"

Ride it yourself fat boy - I'm off to the swings

Save your breath - you'll need it for blowing your girlfriend up later

"No Dad, you can't nick my bars!!"

singlespeedstu - Member

Does that bolt go through your prince albert?

uplink - Member

Ride it yourself fat boy - I'm off to the swings

Joint winners I think 🙂

and this son is how you do a 'cherrypicker'