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https://velo.outsideonline.com/road/road-racing/tour-de-france-femmes/bra-boosters-tour-de-france-femmes/

Surely, if the UCI are gonna be checking the contents of women's bras, the next step is just to get bigger boobs. And which male will be the first cyclist to get the ultimate aero boost?:😆


 
Posted : 04/08/2026 5:04 pm
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Is this in addition to having filler injected into your old chap, or instead of?


 
Posted : 04/08/2026 5:44 pm
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Maybe I should abandon trying to ditch my early 60's flab to improve my TT times. Hmm Without wanting to push the PC limits I am not entirely convinced with this "news". Since when have you seen a female pro road racing cyclist with much more than skin and bone?  


 
Posted : 04/08/2026 6:28 pm
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I was discussing with my wife this yesterday mentioning my new found desire to get into aerodynamic sportsbra research for her next half marathon.


 
Posted : 04/08/2026 6:45 pm
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I am buying shares in novelty boob manufacturing as new markets arise.


 
Posted : 04/08/2026 7:36 pm
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Hang on, what about the middle aged aero belly ?


 
Posted : 04/08/2026 7:57 pm
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Posted by: fossy

Hang on, what about the middle aged aero belly ?

It's already a proven aero benefit,  and the UCI have outlawed jerseys with front pockets to stop riders with flat stomachs from stuffing items down the front for aero gainz...😃

 


 
Posted : 04/08/2026 8:08 pm
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Male ski jumpers have been getting gains "down there" for a few years now.

Anyway, I have the moobs for TT, but not the watts to exploit them.

I initially thought that this was the men at the UCI being weird, but apparently the issue has been flagged by some of the women's teams and I'm really not sure what I think on the issue now. If marginal gains has reached the point of aerodynamic fake boobs, the world is really ****ed up.


 
Posted : 04/08/2026 8:17 pm
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Semi related (sort of....ish) issue.....I used to train with a very accomplished female triathlete called Jodie Swallow. She had a bit of bother when the ITU deemed her trisuit broke the regulations about the size of the logos. The rule was logos should a maximum of 5cm....measured on the unworn suit. It's fair to say through her natural 'talents' her sponsors got more bang for their buck on Jodie's suit than others and the ITU had to back off. It helped that she could run like the wind too.


 
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Posted : 04/08/2026 9:22 pm
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So I noticed on a highlight clip that DV had her radio pack today not on her back somewhere, which seems normal, but rather in the valley of her decolletage (if you get my drift) is that legit....?


 
Posted : 04/08/2026 11:22 pm
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So I noticed on a highlight clip that DV had her radio pack today not on her back somewhere, which seems normal, but rather in the valley of her decolletage (if you get my drift) is that legit....?

You were checking out her radio pack? Aye...

 


 
Posted : 05/08/2026 7:54 am
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Posted by: MoreCashThanDash

You were checking out her radio pack? Aye...

I know, i know, but look at this clip and tell me you're not spotting her radio.......And the home page of CyclingWeekly this morning has a pic where here radio is very obvious 

Front radio ITT:

No front radio - Giro stage win:

 

And if you go back and look at her IG feed from the spring classics - no front radio......

 


 
Posted : 05/08/2026 9:23 am