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Two Dutch girls are riding their bikes home through Amsterdam when they realize how late it is. One girl suggests they take a shortcut through an older, seedier part of town and the other agrees.
After a few miles down the dark streets, one girl says, nervously, "I've never come this way before."
The first girl replies, knowingly, "It's the cobblestones."
Posted : 02/06/2009 11:03 pm
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A man came back from a long business trip to find that his son had a new £300 mountain bike.
"How'd you get that, son?"
"By hiking."
"Hiking?"
"Yeah, every night, Mum's boss came over and gave me £20 to take a hike."
Posted : 02/06/2009 11:08 pm