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I used to ride a blue bike and so got a blue helmet that matched nicely. I now have a red bike and my helmet will not match. Should I buy a new one?
Yes.
No.
Mine matches my balls
Matching helmets, you say?
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Mine matches my balls
Having written a short thread containing the word 'helmet' repeatedly I wondered how long it would take before the euphemisms started slipping in 😉
Are you Captain Kirk perchance?
By "a blue bike" are you referring to some bird you picked up in space? Similarly with the “Red Bike” is she from a far flung galaxy? If so, while you’re attitude to Space women sounds a touch misogynous I find the subject rather interesting…
If however you’re query regards colour co-ordination of your bicycle and cycling headwear I would respond to your question with a couple of my own;
How long ago did she leave?
And was it because you are STUNNINGLY DULL?
A literal lol at the horrendously offensive and judgemental things people say to each other when on forums.
Although a fellow STWer I recently met did call me [i]pathetic and wierd[/i] to my face.
And was it because you are STUNNINGLY DULL?
85% of the posts on this or any forum are stunningly dull. Now answer the question dammit!
Why not make a knitted helmet cover in the colour of your choice?
OK buy Grey Helmet will go with everything even fog...
Knitted eh? Would it not shrink in the rain?
Would it not shrink in the rain?
I find that it's the cold that makes it shrink more than the wet.
Oh, I see. Ah, that's not what you were talking about. Right.
I find that it's the cold that makes it shrink more than the wet.
Hey! Out of the gutter, you!