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The hardest part of raising a child is teaching them to ride bicycles. A shaky child on a bicycle for the first time needs both support and freedom. The realization that this is what the child will always need can hit hard. ~Sloan Wilson
And
Mankind has invested more than four million years of evolution in the attempt to avoid physical exertion. Now a group of backward-thinking atavists mounted on foot-powered pairs of Hula-Hoops would have us pumping our legs, gritting our teeth, and searing our lungs as though we were being chased across the Pleistocene savanna by saber-toothed tigers. Think of the hopes, the dreams, the effort, the brilliance, the pure force of will that, over the eons, has gone into the creation of the Cadillac Coupe de Ville. Bicycle riders would have us throw all this on the ash heap of history. ~P.J. O'Rourke
Sorry if this has ever been done before...
[i]It never gets easier, you just get faster[/i]. - Lemond.
[i]"Training is like fighting with a Gorilla. You don't stop when you're tired. You stop when the Gorilla is tired."[/i]
Greg Henderson
[i]HOW[/i] ****ing much? - My Wife
Get a bicycle. You will not regret it if you live. ~Mark Twain
What tyres for (insert place name or weather condition)
Pain is temporary. Quitting lasts forever. - Lance Armstrong
"Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race." —H. G. Wells
"Cycle tracks will abound in Utopia " ~ H.G. Wells
and I know not aimed at bikes, but a great quote that is on 'spog' james' (DH Racer) wall
Racing is life. Anything before or after is just waiting." Steve McQueen
'Put me back on my bike' Tommy Simpson, although this is famously a misquote. He didn't actually say that.
HTFU - anon