[Closed] Beer-hating skinny cyclists

So where do beer hating fat people fit in ?

bonjour TT

wheel and whip beer fesitval is the 10th/11th of next month
come back, all is forgiven :o)

I for one took the OP's post in the light hearted manner that I had assumed it was meant.. There's been a bit of banter on here the last couple of days on the subject and I took the post to be the latest reposte..

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That's ok. If Tootall means his comments as a 'joke', then I'm sure he won't mind a bit of 'banter' about not being able to see his willy without a mirror. 😀

Father Cristmas is dead? !!!! 😯

elfin - irony is just another metal to you isn't it?

Hum, funny I kinda fail to spot the ironing on here?

Is it like goldy and bronzy, but made out of iron?

Juan- don't worry. I think Tootall did too... 😉

so it's irony and banter after all 🙄

are you bulimic and obese TT? got a drink problem?
people like you can get help on the NHS, admitting you have a problem is the first step on the road to recovery.
good luck with that.

Is tootall realman's [s]evil[/s] [b]overweight[/b] brother?

There we go.

Me going up Ventoux 3 times in one day. I don't like beer. And I weigh 55kg.

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realman can I get your times please? My lbs owner did that too, to recover from the transvesubienne. But he didn't dress himself like a c0ck and he drank a bottle of wine with his riding mate for lunch 😉

55kg?? How tall are you? I'm tiny and I weigh 60kg! 😯

Mind you, you don't look malnourished tbh. A bit miserable perhaps. 😀

A bit miserable perhaps.

realman can I get your times please?

Was done very slowly, as I did it with my Dad, who didn't have much fitness at the time as for the last year he had been suffering from injuries and broken bikes. I think my actual cycling time was 7:44 ish, but I think I could've shaved at least an hour off without too many problems.

But he didn't dress himself like a c0ck

You're just lucky I wasn't wearing my hat as well...

And I'm 5"8 I think.

[i]fat beer loving athletes at play

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Jesus H christ! I am *never* going on a STW ride. Is it like fight club? Everyone who's there for the first time, has to fight?

Me going up Ventoux 3 times in one day. I don't like beer. And I weigh 55kg.

I weigh twice what realman weighs does that mean I'm twice the man? 😳

Is there a chip shop at the top of ventoux?

 

Is there a chip shop at the top of ventoux?

****ing wants to be, eh? After all that effort. And a pub too.

samurai................come on man....you know you wanna.
i will be gentle with you, with you being a 'virgin'........ 8)

i find it more surprising at how easy it is to wind people up on this forum these days, gone are the days when posters could laugh at themselves, you are all taking things to seriously these days

5 pints of fizzy lager and some pork scratchings please. I've been riding my bike FFS!

fat beer loving athletes at play

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THAT is a thing of rare and genteel beauty... It moved me.. I felt a deep and wondrous joy and a lump came to my throat as I watched...

and it should be a legal obligation of all forum users to settle any online dispute in that manner..

THAT is a thing of rare and genteel beauty... It moved me.. I felt a deep and wondrous joy and a lump came to my throat as I watched...

😯

You need sectioning.

As do Ton and his bewedgied mate. Disgusting, and this a family forum?!!?

No need. No need at all.

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I weigh twice what realman weighs does that mean I'm twice the man?

So do I and I reckon I could do it in less than twice the time so that would make me some kind of super athlete. Do I get one of those polkadot agadoo tops then? 🙂

Is there a chip shop at the top of ventoux?

No, but there is a sweet stall and a biscuit stall. And I think a sausage and cheese one.

Look good?

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I weigh twice what realman weighs does that mean I'm twice the man?

Is a bike that's twice as heavy as another make it twice as good..? 😉

So do I and I reckon I could do it in less than twice the time so that would make me some kind of super athlete. Do I get one of those polkadot agadoo tops then?

Go for it, let me know how you get on..

No we want a chip shop. And a pub. And a cig shop.

Oh dear and I thought the other attempt at trolling was bad about beer and fat cyclists 🙄

And a cig shop.

lol..

maybe it's a norvern thing?

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Skinny bike racers can also enjoy beer. Perhaps they enjoy it in a equal quantity to fatties bit ride more?

[i]I like fat people. They make me (perfectly formed, toned, and buff) look good!

And I get to have a rest and a ciggie at the tops of hills waiting for them. [/i]

and i like skinny men cos i get to check out their asses when they're riding in front

[i]Me going up Ventoux 3 times in one day. I don't like beer. And I weigh 55kg.[/i]

I'm 56kg and I love beer !

Kev

This summed it up for me..

"Ah, the irony of the inclusive cyclist excluding anyone who doesn't fit into his chubbyarsed slowriding idea of MTB!"

Get out & ride - if your too busy whinging about the other bloke & his bike then I suggest you find another hobby 'cos whatever it was you came looking for in mtbing you havent found it & plainly the sport isnt for you.

I cant ****ing stand folk who have a pop at others 'cos they are different. Tolerance people.

Grrr..

rant, rant, rant - wanders off to the kitchen to make up a recovery shake & comfort eat some energy gels..

and i like skinny men cos i get to check out their asses when they're riding in front

Love, you're in for a real treat..... 😉

Bikes are great
Beer is great

Put the two together and you've a veritable utopia. As close to perfection as the human soul can atain. Well.... either that or a serious injury, Depends which order you do it in I suppose

I know a skinny racer who enjoys beer (during the season) vicariously by being the nominated driver...
although the hangover from his "go on, you will, you will, you will have another pint" isn't funny

Is the purpose of this thread really just to show off that the OP is skinny?

Oh for Frack's sake. Frack off 🙂

[i]Love, you're in for a real treat..... [/i]

grrrrrrrr