[Closed] arse cream

Bum butter is very good. I use it on any long rides and take a small tub on multi day bikepacking.

I’ve tried thre or four diffent makes and so far assoss is still my preferred option. It’s not as good as the old version but still better than anything else I’ve tried.

I use below the belt sports protection groin protection stuff and seems to be a real decent brand to use.
Keeps everything fresh too.

Charlie the bikemongers bum butter
Eurostyle bum buttr
Morgan blue

suedocrem is very good on chaffed skin. IMO do not put anything on for "protectiuon" i you are not chaffed - it alters the skin PH and clogs pores leading to more sweating and skin damage

Udder cream.
It's very good, cheaper than bike specific stuff and also keeps my teats nice and soft.

Button Hole or currently Muc Off for me.

Charlie's Happy Bottom Bum Butter.

Eurostyle is the only tingly one, if you like that sort of thing?

udderly smooth works for me

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Another bum butter fan here, especially as the bum/knob/asshole jokes were flowing ludicrously fast at Charlies stand at the cycle show. I was totally unaware there were that many bum related puns...

when its really bad I've used morhulin.
Have used the utterly smooth stuff, but got some bum butter and it's good. Seem to work well with the Mac-off stuff as well. If I don't use stuff, it's not very pleasant...

Muc-off. It smells nice

udderly smooth works for me

works for me too

udderly smooth works for me
works for me too

And me.

Sudocreme I got saddle sore after one modest-distance ride. Assos no good for me. Vaseline just urgh.

Bum Buttr.....shove it up your arse.

udderly ordered

I found Udderly thin and watery.

OH FFS! 🙄

Disappointing.

I thought this thread was going to be about a South African asking for a frozen dessert.

Often end up with a chaffed arse at work... long hours walking around, bending over and carrying stuff in a hot environment mean that I get arse sweats.

Zinc cream helps heal the skin.

South African asking for a frozen dessert.

Or desert 😉

The purple n yellow one, chamois butt'r? IIRC. Used to use assos, but they changed it.

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Udder cream, but not the peppermint scented stuff whilst riding in bear country. Cheap stuff straight from the vets.

Udderly smooth chamois cream.
For multi day trips, I decant some into one of those small squirty travel bottles that you can get at various pharmacies.

Do not, however, consider, removing hair from your undercarriage,
to improve things [url= https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R231U4ZG0YDNHD ]as this review illustrates[/url]

Morgan blue for me. Prefer it to assos

I have moved on to veloskin. Seems very good so far

Good advice from tjgain..a few posts above ..
Nowt unless it's needed..

I'm having great results with Bodyglide Cycle, it's a bit like a giant Chapstick for your bum which is odd at first but it works very well for me.

DHB if skint
Assos if feeling flush

Butt'r Eurostyle. For the tingle.

Eurostyle Buttr is good, as is Assos, but Muc Off is my current bum grease of choice.

Used udderly smooth and eurostyle buttr but the stuff Charlie pushes is probably the best I've used.

Me & some workmates did a bothy trip a couple of years ago, to Camban bothy. Carrying reasonably heavy backpacks (beer mainly, & yes I know..The Bothy Code blahdy blah)
When we got back to Ratagan Hostel my arse was like a blood orange (I actually thought it must be bleeding)
Straight in the shower & coating of Germolene with local anaesthetic & I was ready for another lap.

Have since used it as a preventative measure with excellent results!

Bristol Butt'r , best there is.

Straight in the shower & coating of Germolene with local anaesthetic & I was ready for another lap.

The things you guys learn in prison eh! 😉

😀

Muc off Luxury chamois cream is excellent.

Morgan Blue Solid here.

PSA for anyone looking for some undercarriage lube.

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Charlie says.....

Simply use the discount code "Happy5" at checkout and you will get a fiver off and free delivery on what has got to be the best vegan bum ointment with a funny name on the market. Feel free to share that code with friends.

For a natural remedy coconut oil is very good.

How many find they actually [i]need [/i] it?

I don't wear padded shorts for bikepacking so also don't bother with any chamois cream. Maybe I just haven't ridden for long enough. Or my arse is just massively insensitive...

Bodyglide.

Applied directly onto chamois.

Everything else caused more problems than they claimed to solve.
Bephanthen after if it's been a long ride.