[Closed] are all niche bikes ridden by tall skinny freaks?

Titanium framed Rohloff hubbed fully rigid 29er, vegan straightedge and bearded, so about as niche as can be.
6'1", which I suppose counts as tall doesn't it ?
98kg, which gives me a BMI of 28.5, so maybe towards the upper end of skinny. 😕

My facial hair isn't thick enough to grow a proper beard, I'm short and chubby. Then again I'm only *thinking* about going SS at the minute, still toying with gears. As soon as I make the switch I expect the hair to thicken and to magically get taller.

chameleon fully rigid singlespeed not sure if thats niche, 5'9" 18st beardiewierdie.

Come on. We're all pretty neesh if you think about it. Bikes for mountains, indeed. The very idea!