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Bumped into a lad called Dennis in Le Gets recently (didn't get a 2nd name) He said he was on his own for a week as 3 of his mates had cancelled at the last minute. He said he didn't know much about the area (we didn't either) but that he'd be ok.
Any idea who he was & if he had a decent time on his own? Wish I'd asked him if he wanted to tag along with us at some point.
Holiday bromance?
I think he was hoping you would !
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[/img]Dennis.....
(sorry to the actual victim for nicking his pic)
Classy Mike very classy.
Wish I'd asked him if he wanted to tag along with us at some point.
Callous, cold hearted bastard
esselgruntfuttock - So you here with your mates then?
Dennis - No, they cancelled on me. So I'm on my own... not sure what the trails are like here... how to get around...
looooong pause, Dennis looks hopefully at his potential new riding buddy
esselgruntfuttock - well, see you then
<bumps chest>
I think I saw him pushing his bike down Snowdon
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So wev'e concluded up to now that,
A) I'm a callous cold hearted person.
B) Tom thinks I might be gay. (i'm not but my son is)
C) Dennis could be badly injured, which is probably my fault.
D) None of you know anyone called Dennis from Manchestor who's biking in Le Gets.
E) He got really lost & ended up in Wales.
I know a Dennis from Macclesfield if that's any good? Or a Kevin from Manchester. I don't think either of them have been to Les Gets though.
What do they call dentists in America?
Dennis!
...Dentists/Dennis/Dentists/Dennis - say it in an American accent so it could be either - it's really very funny indeed.
Where is this Le Gets you speak of?
So he was a dentist from Manchester? I don't think my friend Kevin is a dentist but I'll ask him next time I see him.
Bromance has nothing to do with being gay! (not that there's anything wrong with that)
The only Dennis I know from Manchester is Dennis Law. And he's not from Manchester. Do I win £5?
Here are some spare letter s's though to cut+paste...
s s s s
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Does anyone know why firemen all call their engines Dennis?
I know Steve from Stockport
Oh, Dennis oo-be-doo
We didn't ride with you
Dennis oo-be-doo
We didn't ride with you
We didn't ride with you
Dennis Dennis, with your bike all alone
Dennis Dennis, my mates and I are gone
Dennis Dennis, We didn't ride with you
Oh when we met you really seemed so great
And when we talked, you thought you'd found riding mates
Dennis Dennis, We didn't ride with you
etc
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Stripey top? Bushy hair? Dog with nice teeth?
You lot are rubbish!