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Managed to get hit full in the face by a pheasant today and then straight into a very big bramble bush at top speed. Emerged with a busted shifter and looking like I've been savaged by a sabre tooth.. Goes without saying there was no sympathy when I finally got home
Did you film it?
Sorry, no sympathy here either, I may have lolled a little at the images playing through my mind 😆
Cheered up my day (I'm having a particularly crappy one) so thanks tryert.
You seem to be taking this unpheasant experience very gamely, though.
well yeah shouldn't grouse on a friday. I'll pick the razor wire next time
Bet the bird cried fowl.....
Is the pheasant formning part of your dinner tonight?
Sounds like you have plenty to moan and quail about...
I once crashed into a very large game bird, ended up with a bustard front wheel ...
Did you pluck the pheasant?
I once crashed into a very large game bird
Typical Friday night out in Nottingham then?
Yep. Clipped a pedal in a fast corner, landed upside down in a nettle and bramble thicket. Thought about it for half a second then realised the only way out was to just tear my way out whilst the adrenaline was still flowing. Stung and scratched to buggery pretty much all over!
Managed to get hit full in the face by a pheasant today
A large cock? In the face?
Gobble gobble ,
sorry that's a turkey.
Ended up in the 'stingies' once, after crashing my BMX wearing just swimming trunks.
Mum broke out the calamine lotion, while Dad stood there trying to suppress the laughter!
Ah, happy days...
Rubber Bucaneer 😆 😆 😆
i once saw a movie with a lady calling herself queensnake where she put nettles inside her lady bits
Blasting down a grassy decent a while back, it had a small drop at the end and an immediate 90 right. Straight on was a mass of Gorse bush, I managed to stop, however the bushes were twitching a bit and a not so fortunate riding buddy poked his head up. Needless to say a photo was taken before he was helped out!
Yup. I got brambled on Wednesday by trackside foliage. So busy laughing at the pain I then had a proper OTB. This was from the brambles.
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