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i don't mean they have a sixth sense. Just that if you are confident with them I find they respond better. I used to shit myself near dogs when I was a kid and they ran after me.
I did have a little dog chase me in the woods last year, which was annoying, but soon got rid of it with a right boot! Don't think that would have worked on a bigger on though.
When I was a kid, I had an old version of Richard's Bicycle Book, which has an excellent section on how to kill a dog. Suggestions include:
Jamming your pump down its throat
"Any small dog can simply be hoisted up by his legs and his brains dashed out"
Offer a pump or a stick for it to bite, and when it locks on: "Follow up with with breaking the dogs ribs or crushing its head with a rock."
"If worst comes to worst, ram your entire arm down his throat. He will choke and die. Better your arm than your throat."
Apparently later editions of the book had this advice edited out....
Best vid yet: LOL
LOL!!!
that dog is sooooooooooooooo shit!
quality!
you think dog bites are bad!!!
Watch out for police cats! nimble little bastards:
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Ahh! who is going to adopt that cat now....friendly little guy biting your nuts off.
Maplin do a dog chaser for £15
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Get that cat, keep him in your camelback, if you see Benjamin the pitbull or one of his pals approaching, simply unleash ninjacat to "own" the dog!
(no bombers required, just a tin of kitikat) 🙂
bang on! that cat has got some serious combat speed + if that dog has any balls pus will be right on em in a flash! Ouch!
GNAR GNAR as a point your life is on the fence so kick the ****er with whatever you have, foot, fist, bike, rock.
I shall imagine that a big wack with the bash ring should teach it manners.
it's another good reason to be at the front of the group, therefore always cycle with someone slower... 😀