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He was born in Chester and only half Scottish.
We can take equal copyright on it then eh?
🙂
Very fluent in the Scottish language but who's to say this is actually not a Scottish only MTB forum being hi-jacked by the English??
Because it's not.
Now stop digging...
Inventions:
Telephone: Actually developed over the Pond, with the help of American scientists, so could be considered an Amercian invention...
Television: A development of a nineteenth-century German discovery.
Tarmac: A development of a process using tar which dates back to Mesopotamia...
Golf: WGAF?
When your oil runs out, in about 5 years, what you gonna sell? Haggis?
Run along now...
What did you invent
[url= http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isaac_Newton ]Gravity.[/url]
[url= http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Newcomen ]Steam Power.[/url]
[url= http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Turing ]Computers.[/url]
[url= http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Fox_Talbot ]Photography.[/url]
[url= http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Stephenson ]Railways.[/url]
Just a couple. There are lots more.
(Sits back with cup of tea and choccy biccies, waits...)
Unfortunately i need to speak English so we can sell you our water, oil
Actually my water comes from the French Alps and my oil is from the first press in Greece, so I think your on a loser there mate. Try sticking to just calling RubeBoy a **** - it works for me.