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Was looking in my box of bike bits earlier and found that there was some fluid in the bottom of it. I also found an empty tin of GT85. This lead me to the assumption that the fluid in the box was GT85. I decided to clean the contents of the box of bits on the kitchen table.
Turns out there was also a wee empty bottle of brake fluid in the bottom of the box.
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looks like you may have a knackered table, unless its proper wood then sand it down and re-coat with varnish?
you've just 'distressed' the table a bit
it's probably worth more now
run away
it goes with the distressed red paint on the wall
Chunky - that whole room is distressed. Hasnt been decorated yet since we moved in. Pretty hideous colour.
"Hello, is that French Polishers? It's just possible you could save my life...." 🙂
Hide all sharp objects?
Just tell her it's "shabby chic" women love that type of thing, apparently
Haha, has she made you single yet?
Blame it on a small child. It's a good life lesson for them.
I'd be dead if I did that. At the moment I'm trying to hide the brake fluid marks on the carpet. I have not got long to live me'thinks 🙁
Ikea is still open. Take her on a surprise shopping trip and offer to buy a new table "coz you've never liked that old one".
Dead man for sure.
Blame it on a small child. It's a good life lesson for them.
Yeah, throw their pens in the bin and deny them any telly for a week.
It's for their own good. They'll thank you for it when they're older.
Dead man walking lol
Attack is the best form of defence, particulary with the female of the species.
When she gets home act very pissed off and take her into the room where the table is and demand an explanation.
If that fails, cry
Good luck
the only logical explanation is that she's spilled nail varnish remover on the table. Act understanding and try not to shout at her too much 😉
I'm thinking that the sprocket outline in the corner might be a bit of a give away.
You clearly already have an understanding partner. Doing that and still have time to post? You have it very easy mate. Very easy.
tablecloth and deny all knowledge 😀
Get some sandpaper and start sanding. When she gets home say something like "those scratches were really getting on my nerves so I thought I'd sand it all back to get it good as new"
will come off with some windowlene and marker pen 😆
"Hi, darling, you've caught me out. I was just about to revarnish the table as a surprise for you"
Turns out that she's not bothered. Doesnt like the table anyway. Has a new one coming. Jammy.
lol
Classic!
HTF do you so a triple post!