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Been away from work for a couple of weeks and forgot to clean out my SmartCafe caffitiere mug. The combination of moist coffee granules and warm environment have resulted in quite a bit of black and white fur. Just rinsed under boiling water, quick scrub with a bit of fairy and I'm up and running. Couldn't quite get all of the crusty bits off though.

Am I going to die a horrible death? If so, would a helmet have saved me TJ? What is likely to happen?


 
Posted : 24/04/2012 2:37 pm
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[i]What is likely to happen? [/i]

You will die.

But not as a result of any of todays coffee related concerns.


 
Posted : 24/04/2012 2:38 pm
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sorry to be the one to break this to you, but you are already dead:
[url= http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/special_report/1998/05/98/sinatra/94141.stm ]Frank Sinatra dies aged 82[/url]

It was a heart attack... I'm not sure whether a dirty coffee cup brought it on though.

Dave


 
Posted : 24/04/2012 2:50 pm
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Am I going to die

You will die


 
Posted : 24/04/2012 2:51 pm
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Yes you will die, but probably (but not certainly) today.

I worked with a guy who unwittingly drank out of a skanky bottle, he ended up being admitted to hospital with some manky lurgee and was placed in solitary.


 
Posted : 24/04/2012 2:55 pm
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Maybe you should ask God to help you....


 
Posted : 24/04/2012 2:58 pm
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You could set up a Just Giving page, just in case like ?


 
Posted : 24/04/2012 2:58 pm
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Where would TJ have to place his helmet to save you? ๐Ÿ˜ฏ


 
Posted : 24/04/2012 3:41 pm