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[Closed] Alternative to Assos bum butter?

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I do like the minty fresh Assos experience but wondered if there are any other, good, bum butters? Maybe a home-made recipe?

So, what do you use?


 
Posted : 11/07/2010 5:59 pm
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We used to sell Assos, Now sell loads of "Paceline Chamois Butter" mainly the Eurostyle. (it has the Assos minty tingle!) You also get twice as much in a tub for the same money as Assos.

Matthew


 
Posted : 11/07/2010 6:10 pm
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ah, you want the new line from rob mcewen

Macca's knacker lacquer, equal parts sudocrem and wasabe I heard


 
Posted : 11/07/2010 6:19 pm
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We have customers who refer to it as "Minty Arse Lard" 😆


 
Posted : 11/07/2010 6:21 pm
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Or you could just wash you smelly creatures.


 
Posted : 11/07/2010 6:21 pm
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Body Glide Chamois Glide, used it in my most recent century ride and it was better than Assos Chamois Cream by a long way. Doesn't evaporate away like most creams i've tried, it's more of a balm, mess free application (you don't have to dollop your hand between pot, arse crack, and chamois), highly recommended!!!


 
Posted : 11/07/2010 6:37 pm
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Have you tried regular butter? If it's good enough for Maria Schneider...

Igmc


 
Posted : 11/07/2010 6:49 pm
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sudocreme - very cheap and it works well


 
Posted : 11/07/2010 7:53 pm
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The Udderley Smooth stuff is ok, but assos is better


 
Posted : 11/07/2010 8:02 pm
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and it works well

Not in my experience.


 
Posted : 11/07/2010 8:32 pm
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I like goosegrease myself.

Or if that's not available beefdripping's almost as good.


 
Posted : 11/07/2010 9:24 pm
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Oh! Solved my chapping groin problem quite nicely thanks 😆


 
Posted : 11/07/2010 9:40 pm