[Closed] AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!

10/10.

[i]10/10.[/i]

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and breath... I kept all my sweary words to myself when I ranted at the guy. 👿

Feel better for getting them out (hope the mods don't disagree...)

Pretty good, 7/10, marks lost for making sense & no ranDom capitals.
Glad your home safe though

No CAPS LOCK (edit - in the post), so I'm forced to dock you a point and give a

9/10

and breath[b]e[/b]

You're welcome.

Did you not see the title?

Did you not see the title?

Yeah, but it's gotta be in the post, towards the end for proper 'working yourself into a rant' style.

I kept all my sweary words to myself when I ranted at the guy

So it can't have been as bad as you're trying to make out then ?

😉

oh, I thought you might be waiting for the same train as me I HAVE BEEN HERE OVER AM HOUR AND MY BACK IS ***.*ING KILLING ME. first capital connect couldn't find their own arses with a f ing map useless 3 trains cancelled

Not bad. Not bad at all. As with many attempts, ever so slightly contrived. More randomisation and bizarre word and phrase usage in future please.

Still a 7/10 from here.

Um, you wanted the pirate forum I think?

OP - Random, lacking detail, cussing, insulting, rage, short and sharp.

Best rant I've seen for a very long time! Well done! 9/10*

*needs poorer spelling and capitals.

Now, now - we're all tired!! 😉

TDF highlights and some food have chilled me out, and now for a hot bath. Apologies for the sweariness!