[Closed] A very middle class injury

I felt the same when I got an emergency text from my wife telling me that we had run our of Rocket,

I know, I tweaked something reaching up for Bath olivers crackers a while back.

One has people to do one's shopping, I do occasionally pull a muscle when giving them their weekly beating though. Does that count?

I once pulled a muscle in my face opening a tin of Brussels pate.

What have I become?!?!

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A victim. Sue.

paulosoxo - Member

I felt the same when I got an emergency text from my wife telling me that we had run our of Rocket

Is she in Hamas?

Slipped on some granola in the kitchen and burned my hand on a new Krups EA8080 Bean To Cup Coffee Machine.

[i]Meanwhile, in Scotland, some students are saying, "See! I told you so!"[/i]

I was coming out of asda slipped on an empty can of special brew, fell on a stray staffie, and dropped my jar of nescafe on my foot!
Bloody middle classes are allways better off!!

Very good northwind!

splashed balsamic vinegar in my eye, had to watch the subtitled, gritty french/dutch/swedish crime drama with 1 eye afterwards

I slipped on some organic hummous 🙁

I hurt a finger typing on STW.

[url= http://www.listopia.co.uk/list.php?list=186 ]Sprained index finger while trying to "hi-five" only black friend in a show of solidarity for hip-hop culture.[/url]

Walking round the bikes in the garage, I clipped a pair of handlebars in my whinge gland, didnt half smart I tell you 😛

Have scuffed my elbows riding up and down the side of the house with the Spuds I've never dared to try before. Now have bright red, victorian brickdust coloured elbows

Northwind - Member
Is she in Hamas?

This may explain why it was largely unused.

Hummus drowning.

Is it even more middle class to mitigate the risk of such injuries by getting Ocado to deliver to your door instead...?

In my defence, I don't have a car..

Put my back out the other week after getting up from oiling MIT chain , I'm getting too old for this 🙁