[Closed] A new MTB competition?

This came to me this morning while riding around Rivi.
Maybe we could get it into the next Olympics?
One of the advantages is that we don't need to set up our own courses, that is done by other lovers of the countryside.
All you need to find is a downhill leading to a popular car park.
I give you Black Bag Slalom!
Avoid the bags, at speed, they get more dense the nearer to the car park that you get, so the challenge builds towards the finish, extra points awarded for ducking under those hanging from trees. No points are deducted for hitting any bags.