Stocking Thrillers Day Two

by Matt Letch 6

Dove free today. But don’t be down – more Christmas desirables for you to lust/click/complain for.

Today’s juicy selection is all available from Hotlines

Nukeproof Critical Armour knee pads

Good for a Xmas Knees up as well (Groan)

We’ve built these pads to withstand the most brutal of crashes and added comfort-enhancing features like silicon grip strips at the top and bottom combined with Velcro straps to ensure a secure fit. A Kevlar outer covering should ensure a long life for these knee protectors…

Price: £44.99

From: Hotlines

NEMA Breather Glove

Warning: gloves do not come with invisibility cloak as standard

• Stretch Mesh Back
• Perforated Clarino® Palm For High Breathability High Quality Print
• Silicone Grippers On Finger Tips For Lever Traction
• Clarino® Thumb Guard
• Full Terry Thumb Sweat Wipe

Price: £19.99

From: Hotlines

ORONTAS Bike Care Cleaner

Good for bikes - Bad for bathrooms.

BikeCare Cleaner is designed to get you back out on your bike quickly and safely, it is non-toxic, biodegradable and petroleum free.  Highly efficient; there are 1000+ sprays in each bottle – over a year’s supply even if you clean your chain weekly.

Price: £9.99

From: Hotlines

Comments (6)

  1. £20 for a glove! better value than yesterdays sock( But no invisibleness 🙁 boooo

  2. Lol, no stock till after Christmas for some stuff…

    Which obviously makes these things more lustworthy…

  3. They’ll be stocking frames in Unobtanium next…

  4. Is the ORONTAS stuff chain or bike cleaner please?

  5. Orontas stuff looks suspiciously like a Molton Brown shower thing i got for my birthday..

  6. Apologies for the late reply but a bottle of the Orontas BikeCare Cleaner has just arrived for the bike cleaners test which is going into issue 71.

    The literature implies it’s meant to be for chains but we’ll be testing it on the whole bike too, as they’re not specifically excluded…

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