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[Closed] Wiggins is an Alien!

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And Lance not to mention Merckx and Frank Shleck. I knew they were, it explains loads in particular why I'm not fast enough to be in the tour.

It's the only explanation.
[url] http://www.godsebook.org/cycling_part_one_alien_royalty.html [/url]


 
Posted : 08/08/2013 12:35 pm
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What The Actual ****?


 
Posted : 08/08/2013 12:40 pm
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Brilliant, I Love his rationale of if you're pictured with folded arms, you're an alien.


 
Posted : 08/08/2013 12:47 pm
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But no mention of Froome?

๐Ÿ˜ฏ


 
Posted : 08/08/2013 12:48 pm
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Well...

No, sorry, my head's blown. I need a cup of tea now


 
Posted : 08/08/2013 12:51 pm
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Are My Theories Correct?
.... I use a pendulum technique to obtain Yes/No answers to my questions, and I've described the steps in an early note

thankgod for that ๐Ÿ˜ฏ


 
Posted : 08/08/2013 1:08 pm
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I'm more worried about how / why Samuri was reading this...
Is he a follower of David Icke?


 
Posted : 08/08/2013 1:10 pm
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I thought David Icke was lizards, not aliens.

Aliens is Tom Cruise.


 
Posted : 08/08/2013 1:17 pm
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I knew it!


 
Posted : 08/08/2013 1:21 pm
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And there was me thinking it was just because lance was from texas and cyclists crossed their arms in photos to hide their lack of guns?


 
Posted : 08/08/2013 1:22 pm
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Well that clears that up then. At last I can sleep at night! Although slightly disappointed to hear that Brailsford is only a B list Sirian royal. I think Sky need to clarify.


 
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I Love his rationale of if you're pictured with folded arms, you're an alien
And if you're not, then you're still an alien, like Stephen Roche
I could not find a photo of Steve in a royal Osiris pose. He is probably an alien and could be either a non-royal, or a Thothian.
Isn't the internet a wonderful place, you learn something everyday


 
Posted : 08/08/2013 1:28 pm
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Well ,that's all the proof I need.


 
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[url= http://jonyiveredesignsthings.tumblr.com/ ]Jonny Ives definitely is![/url]


 
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For cycling news, I recommend Cyclismas.com

Explains a lot... ๐Ÿ˜†


 
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Froome is mentioned on the second page
[url] http://www.godsebook.org/cycling_part_three_extra_photos_page_two.html [/url]

As are tall people!


 
Posted : 08/08/2013 3:36 pm
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seems legit to me


 
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Full of sound, practical advice.

I recommend using the "Print" function in the Chrome browser to make a PDF file of the pages on this site.

If you have limited time to make PDF files, find someone with natural genetics who can ask God which pages you'll need.

Everyone who is awake needs to leave.

Children under 12 need to leave with colonist parent(s).

Children over 12 (and asleep) should stay with a Reptilian parent.

If necessary, find someone with natural genetics who can ask God who should leave.

I think I may have to go and lie down for a bit.


 
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Thnakyou so much for posting this. normally i get bored working lates... but I've got a lot of important reading to do here!


 
Posted : 08/08/2013 5:18 pm
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Fortunately, we have a way to battle alien freaks like Wiggo. A handy prayer:

[i]"Dear God,

Thank you for Your brilliant Creation.

Please Allow this mistake-filled, recycled Prayer composed ahead of time with redundant words that strengthen each request covering previous versions of this Prayer retroactively.

Please Allow these requests a rank at the peak above universe, exceeding guardian and not associated with Sun Events or genes.

Please Widen the term of this Prayer to last until [Sun Event], amp up the might to finish Your conflict with aliens - in or away from their star, new and old groups of alien invaders on or close to this planet counting their kin, body possessors and 3D or extra-dimensional synthetics incorporating beasts - hereinafter collectively labeled God's foes or alternate possessive pronoun synonym - in this Prayer - used to pinpoint single or multiple classes of foe - related to a request - as You cut cords to hologram(s) - all with lasting results.

Please Adjust the rules in Your Prayer System to complement my Sun Event requests adopting alterations that Your opponents find impossible to scrutinize as You cluster consequences to overwhelm with permanence.

Please Monopolize time and space to prevent tampering, but make changes to Your advantage - irrevocably.

Please Decimate this planet's grid(s) blocking repair - forever.

Please Total Your enemy's air, land or sea crafts occupying any dimensional layer covering the science required for recovery - all for keeps.

Please Erase conditional and variant types of technology instructions Your opponents need to manipulate climate, polarity, current, thinking, recall, feelings, temperature, moisture and material - covering their ability to clone themselves or other functionaries - including prompts used to initiate assaults - each with enduring results.

Please Embed the if it is January 2011 then Application Prayer instruction in assaulters connected to Your enemies after a complete deletion of opposing dictums - all for keeps.

Please Heal me - endlessly.

Please Obliterate assembly operations in addition to hoverings, landings or divings by Your challengers' vessels - each past the point of recovery - ever.

Please Inflict expanded context-relevant blowback on Your adversaries for damaging Your Creation, take over their public broadcast and explain:

the need for their move to Your Law of One correctional facility Lighter restraints for those who say the Application Prayer Which decision makers are responsible for not standing down - and the consequences - including attack factors.
Thank You,
Love, [Your Name]"[/i]

'Context-relevant blowback' coming your way, Wiggins!


 
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Please Erase conditional and variant types of technology instructions Your opponents need to manipulate climate, polarity, current, thinking, recall, feelings, temperature, moisture and material - covering their ability to clone themselves or other functionaries - including prompts used to initiate assaults - each with enduring results.
I wonder if I can incorporate that in the presentation I'm giving to the development team tomorrow?


 
Posted : 08/08/2013 5:27 pm
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It's a good one to have handy if you ever have to say grace while visiting the in-laws.


 
Posted : 08/08/2013 5:31 pm
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If there are aliens available to compete, would an alien team want humans?

Can't argue with that.


 
Posted : 09/08/2013 2:36 am
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Can't argue with this either


 
Posted : 09/08/2013 2:39 am
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Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!


 
Posted : 09/08/2013 7:38 am
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Lance innocent ? He had a credible case till that statement. Got Friday nights entertainment dorted rrsding his previous blogs.


 
Posted : 09/08/2013 9:35 am