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Posted 7 months ago #
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Yep.
Over in a flash.
No pain.
The worst bit was the cutting sound.
Didn't have to shave.
No after effects whatsoever and I was back riding a bike in a few days.Posted 7 months ago # -
Didn't have to shave.
I have to, well I hope I do, or I'll be looking a bit silly tomorrow afternoon at my appointment.
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My Mrs is putting the pressure on me.
I keep saying no way.
The thought of it freaks me right out.Posted 7 months ago # -
Me.
Not too much pain.
Yes, had to shave.
Had a bit of an issue with stitches going manky. Not good. Other than that - one of the best things I've done.Posted 7 months ago # -
Had to shave, no real pain, just a bit sore for a few days.
Posted 7 months ago # -
Make sure you go for the procedure where they make one incision and draw both pipes through the same side. This way you only have one one cut to heal. Other than that quick job and sorted in minutes with no real after effects. Just do it.
Posted 7 months ago # -
Im still firing full fat for now but a friend had it done twice cos it didn't work first time and another spent 18 months wanking until he got the all clear. Other than that the others I know seem it have had no ill effects.
Posted 7 months ago # -
Over in a flash.
No pain.
The worst bit was the cutting sound.
Didn't have to shave.
No after effects whatsoever and I was back riding a bike in a few days.ditto
Posted 7 months ago # -
no probs here, did shave however and kept the supplied 'scrotum support/Thong thingy' on for a good few days to help the healing
Posted 7 months ago # -
Friend of mine had 3 kids. Had the snip. Now has 4 kids
Posted 7 months ago # -
It happens - but I'd still want a paternity test...
Posted 7 months ago # -
Its totally fine - 15 mins, bit of weird feeling tugging on the tubes and that's it. Apart from swollen purple balls for a few days and same few days wearing a couple of pairs of very supportive 'tightpants'.
Back riding after a week. Just don't bash 'em!
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My Mrs is putting the pressure on me.
I keep saying no way.Just tell her it is not fair for your next missus.
Had it done, most painful thing was trying to get out of the car after parking in a narrow garage after driving home afterwards, that and having to stare at the Mordillo poster on the ceiling during the procedure.
Posted 7 months ago # -
Had mine done on a Mon lunchtime, worked from home Tue, drove in Wed and the m/c Thu. No problems at all.
Just have it done, far easier for us than for the ladies.
Posted 7 months ago # -
Over in a flash.
No pain.
The worst bit was the cutting sound.
Didn't have to shave.
No after effects whatsoever and I was back riding a bike in a few days.ditto
Did get to go in early the chap ahead of me changed his mind after one ball
Posted 7 months ago # -
Had it done bout a year ago, pain free really just the glint of the knife in the light is interesting
Best bit was the waiting room full of blokes before i went in....proper fear in there
Posted 7 months ago # -
Did everyone else have to take their wives. She has a consent form to sign. Madness!
Posted 7 months ago # -
She has a consent form to sign.
What??????????????
My wife wasn't involved at all, that sounds bizzare. What happens if you're single?
Does your Mom have to sign?
Posted 7 months ago # -
MASSIVE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIICVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Posted 7 months ago # -
Did everyone else have to take their wives. She has a consent form to sign. Madness!
No, she had to consent to it with our GP - 12 years ago.
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My wife wasn't involved at all, that sounds bizzare. What happens if you're single?
Then you have to request another form!
Posted 7 months ago # -
Rest plenty, make sure healing happens, the consequences of not doing as you are advised can be horrific! All this talk of being back on the bike in a week! 'Act in haste, repent at leisure' could end up as 'act in haste repent in agony'!
Actual op is a doddle!
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higthepig - Member
My Mrs is putting the pressure on me.
I keep saying no way.
Just tell her it is not fair for your next missus.Lol.
I've said they'll be life in the old boys till the day I die so why should I?
She can get a girlie snip.
Posted 7 months ago # -
I got the missus to shave me!
Bloke told me i wouldnt get any bruising as it had gone that well- ended up with brusing all down my thigh and in pain for over a week- plums looked mahhoosive though!Posted 7 months ago # -
Contraceptive implant in the arm for the missus was the way we went.
Posted 7 months ago # -
I've had it done. Firstly I had to go and see the consultant only to be left in a room on my own for half an hour to 'contemplate'. Survived thattest and went ahead and had the op. THE strangest feeling with a bloke in a white smock and a mask fiddling with my bits and bobs. I could see the whole procedure in the reflection of the op theatre lights. I think the most awkward moment was handing my 'sample' to the girl in the clinic for analysis post-op.Hardly any pain afterwards and I was playing in my band the same night. Get it done!!
Posted 7 months ago # -
It was okkkkkkk......
Doc was good settled me down with a scotch and coke.
Started talking about twitching which indeed I was.
Strange feeling having a bloke fondle your balls but hey I'm here so do it to me muddyfunster!!
Informed me that I have a node on left 1 which kyboshed my "man not going to Doctors for nad problem" cancer fears. Result!
A couple of "injectiones" and I was comfortably numb. A small slice and some slight tugging (Quiet at the back) while the executioner pinpointed the corterising.
And then this:
" You may smell somtheing like cooking bacon as I do this. " And the proceadure began.
SSSSsssssssshhh - Smoke rising - SSSSHhhhhSSS - More smoke rising - "Ooooooooooohhhhhh I can smell bacon......"
Lovely:
Left 1 fine - Right 1 not fine. Multiple tugs and pulls, even with the anaesthetic ***Ouch***.
"All done now" says Hannibal. "Here you go!"
Hannibal shows me a good inch of each Vas Deferentia that has been severed.
I ran home as fast as I can.
- This may or may not be true -
Pretty sore but after a couple of days rest it all settled down.
Absolutely love it now, nothing to worry about (Wife and two kidiwinks)and I haven't lost my mojo!!
Posted 7 months ago # -
Had it done in July , the guy in front of me (I deliver his mail) was drip white when he went in and nearly passed out when putting his shoes back on.
I signed the form in one room walked into the surgery over the corridor, lay on the slab where they put a paper napkin with a hole for the meat n 2 veg to go through over me then painted everything yellow with iodine.No shaving.
The surgeon felt my nuts for a bit and numbed me up, chopped 2 holes pulled the pipes through chopped a bit out and put a stitch in the ends then another stitch for each hole.
Everything went bruise purple
and it was sore for a week(about the same as your nuts ache 15 minutes after you got kicked in them) they were just about right after 2.One stitch started to go a bit manky after the 1st week and the doc snipped it out.I left bikes alone for nearly 3 weeks but haven't had any problems apart from the stitch.
Posted 7 months ago # -
A bit of an ache when the cutting happened, like the after effects of a hard knee to the crotch. Otherwise no problems, 2 days off work as at that time it involved lots of stairs over 5 floors. It's the environmentally friendly option as there's less pollution from female hormones in the sewage outfall.
Posted 7 months ago # -
Very bad experience in theatre which I won't go into.
After-effects, fine. No bruising, massive pain etc. Quite straightforward really. Barring theatre, which I won't go into.
Posted 7 months ago # -
Tatwink, am I allowed to LMAO or would that just be insensitive? Actually, I think you're all rather brave as Mr Nich is a veritable wuss.
Not laughing at you Coyote, have had 2 kids by c/section so know bad theatre exps first hand.
Posted 7 months ago # -
Wife has suggested it a few times. I found a few site about pvp and really am scared now.
Posted 7 months ago # -
lay on the slab where they put a paper napkin with a hole for the meat n 2 veg to go through over me then painted everything yellow with iodine.
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This. After this degree of humiliation they can do anything they like as long as a/ it's quick and b/ they don't attempt to make eye contact or conversation.Posted 7 months ago # -
nich300 fine with me!
I laugh myself now it's all done and dusted!!
Things we do aye..... ;o)
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