I go and do it in the (small) kitchen. This regularly leads to people sending emails around requesting people kindly remove any out-of-date/rotting food from the fridge, as there’s an unholy aroma in there.
As a teacher, letting rip opportunities are slim unless you are absolutely certain it’ll be an SBD. In which case, one positions oneself next to the most annoying little brat, does the deed, moves away and watch the little scrote get the blame for it. Always makes my day.
Guy next to me does it loudly and regularly and doesn’t understand when no one reacts when he looks round expecting laughs and a round of applause. Grotty old ****.
Guy next to me does it loudly and regularly and doesn’t understand when no one reacts when he looks round expecting laughs and a round of applause. Grotty old ****.
At least he’s honest, rather than being underhand and blaming someone else.
It’s a tough one in my office. I end up ‘rebreathing’ them and letting out on mass every toilet visit.
The office chairs are made of mesh so produce a high pitch squeeeeeeel when releasing a sly one.
My old boss used to think it was the most amusing thing to let rip the most ear splitting trouser coughs in an office full of people he didn’t know. Was never sure what to say so just tried to ignore him…
my nose twitches and when i spin round he has left the office, thats usually a split second before the odour sensitive air freshener jumps into action.
dirty bastid.
he got a Johnny Fart Pants mug in the secret santa last year, seems to be getting the hint.
Lucky for me my colleague is adept at letting a few go too!
My best ever though was walking into the car park down at Excel in London. Just as he opened the door I did a spectacular rendition of a tug boat…the two girls at the ticket machine just looked at him in disgust!!
Anyway such childish behaviour is not big or clever!!!
depends who else is around. call me old fashioned but I don’t in front of ladies. also try not to in front of those who don’t return the compliment. however the the gloves are off when the boss is around as he sees it has his way of being all “alpha”…
after a heavy bout of real ale the night before, I was once deploying the most horrendous smell bombs in my team’s cubicle. Fortunately all but one were out of the office. The smell got too much for my team-member and I so we went outside for a coffee.
When we came back in, someone from a cubicle the other side of the office had called the janitor in, who was now rummaging around in the ductwork “looking for a dead rat”. I made my excuses and left.
I prefer anonymity myself.
Fortunately I don’t work at a desk so there are plenty of cropdusting opportunities.
A few weeks ago I was walking down the main drag in town cropdusting with every step.
Unfortunately it was much louder than I anticipated.
I looked behind and there was a homeless guy walking along who looked like he’d had a pretty rough night. He looked up at me and said “thanks mate, that’s all I needed!”.
Twice today someone’s come over to talk to me about ten seconds after I’d quietly unleashed an eggy landmine. Worse, one of them introduced himself as we’d never met before.
Which was a high risk policy – as you could sneak up behind someone and leave them a present that was sucked straight into their dust filter… but at the same time you would subject yourself to a significant risk of collaterol damage 😯