Or not! Good effort that man is he Chuck Norris? 😀

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-21410565

Could’ve been battered, etc.

The thing about martial arts is that they often end up managing to make people with no real aggression think theyre hard…..with truly hilarious results.

I guarantee someone will read this…take up martial arts then get their heads caved in after giving someone lip or not refusing to diffuse a situation thats heavily stacked against them.

Good effort (although a somewhat dubious variant on a fishermans tale)) but I think I would rather have dropped the chips than been stabbed in the chest!

He said he managed to kick the first two men in the knees and, using one hand, fought off the third.

A fourth man then stabbed him in his chest but he said he wrestled the screwdriver off him before throwing it away.

Takes us martial arts

Could’ve been battered, etc.

There is no plaice for humour on a thread about this.

He was lucky he didn’t end up meeting his Cod.

He sounds hard as Rock….

Stop it, you are flounder(ing) around.

FTFY 🙂

If he had called the police instead of going home they could have netted the attackers.

The thing about martial arts is that they often end up managing to make people with no real aggression think theyre hardthe internet is it allows folk to think their opinions are informed and intelligent so they share them…..with truly hilarious results.

FTFY

Lame joke involving posters chipping in

When the chips are down…

I add salt, vinegar and lots of black pepper, with some chili sauce.

I add aviator sunglasses and a large motorcycle.

Bet he was koi with the misses later especially after her warning him…

Turned up at home with no chips for the Mrs, who goes loopy and stabs him. Later, after the hospital report it to the Police, a good story is required….