my good lady seems to accept it as normal behaviour, what she seems to get wound up about is me laughing "like its the first time its ever happened" everytime I manage a particularly fine curtain ripper. I'm 40, should I be making an effort to grow up?
My 4 year old nephew should turn up in an hour or so, think I'm going to get him to pull my finger when he arrives to set the tone for the next few days 
Farting in a biscuit tin is fantastic
I'm 34 and I still find farting funny. Sad, a little pathetic, bit oh so true.
Oh and as for the head under the duvet stunt... Never funny...
Oh it is. It really is.
farting is inherently funny and age is no barrier...it's about the first thing both of my children ever laughed at.
I once new a stunning natural blonde (intelligent, quirky and ecentric). One morning she let rip a real rolling long one. I automatically stiffened in shock, turned my head wildly and said 'what the **** was that'?...she replied 'you've been farting literally all night in your sleep so why cant I'? For once, I was speechless.
Sounds prudish but I cant stand people farting, and I dont think its at all funny. Never have, not even as a kid?! In fact I'd say it borders on disrespectful in some senses (certainly to some senses!). I dont want particals of your cr*p inside my head, thanks!
farted in bed in first month of current relationship.....
How long before a tpoonami (trumping under the duvet and wafting it it a wave like motion towards her head)?
coffeeking - Member
Sounds prudish but I cant stand people farting, and I dont think its at all funny. Never have, not even as a kid?! In fact I'd say it borders on disrespectful in some senses (certainly to some senses!). I dont want particals of your cr*p inside my head, thanks!
Evidence of Coffeeking's overzealous toilet training, right there!
Just tell her you dont mind when she farts (so long as its not when you are muff diving) 
Evidence of Coffeeking's overzealous toilet training, right there![:wink:]
Not really Just evidence of my parents not wanting a disgusting smelly and embarrassing child I think, and I thank them for it now!
my mum always told me the definition of a gentleman..
is one who leaves the bedroom to fart.
.. an no I don't
here here CoffeeKing, so nice to know I'm not the only one - was starting to think I was a freak of nature
Evidence of Coffeeking's overzealous toilet training, right there![:wink:]
Not really Just evidence of my parents not wanting a disgusting smelly and embarrassing child I think, and I thank them for it now!
Classic Freudian anal fixation.....
Classic Freudian anal fixation.....
Eh? Care to explain?
here here CoffeeKing, so nice to know I'm not the only one - was starting to think I was a freak of nature [:-)]
Don't worry, we'll stick together in a world of permanent adolescents :)!
glenh - I can only conclude thats a load of tosh - after a quick natter online to my mother I was never punished as a child during toilet training (she didnt believe in punishing for things that were not my fault) and I display equal number of traits from both retentive and expulsive, I'm disorganised, untidy, generous and not a perfectionist in most things. I am a bit stubborn and do like self control though, to the point where I actually quite enjoy testing my "mind over matter" abilities. Based on that I'd consider myself "average"!
Next.
I automatically stiffened in shock
Hora, that really is not an image any of us want to think about, thank you very much...
Spose it depends on the person. If a lady isn't bothered, then there's no problem. I do try to avoid trumping in the presence of most ladies I've known, though. I wouldn't really want them to let rip with a right milk-curdling paint stripper, so I don't do it in front of them. The odd 'accidental' one is ok, really.
Can be funny, sometimes, though...
This bloke does not appear too worried
never.
A friend of mine farts down the phone. Mid call he says "can you hang on a minute?" & two seconds later the handset is next to his arse & a loud parp comes down the line! Closely followed by him laughing his head off!
Always move the phone away now when he asks me to hang on. Must admit have got him back a couple of times though!
never use one of these wibble;
neilforrow - "the wife's faces" - brilliant !
I'm sorry, but the definition of a gentleman is: "One who knows how to play the banjo, but chooses not to".
The best bits farting while your both sat in bed watching TV/ reading a book then stuck her head under the covers mwahahhhhaaaahaaa 
ohh my sides..
farting IS funny, FACT
having said that I'd never parp in front of the girlfriend..
the wife is another matter
just let it rip and then....
was that you?
Farting is as amusing now, as it was when I was 5
Dinnae fart if yur gettin a blur job. Or at the dinner table. Any other time is fair game. Wherever you may be, let your wind blow free!
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