http://m.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/14312805.Bradford_cyclist_reported_for_180_metre_long__wheelie_/

So is 180m the benchmark? It’ll take me a while to beat that

Then there’s this linked at the bottom 😯 WTF?

Police said that there was district’s nuisance vehicle team was behind the cyclist on a motorbike and witnessed the rider ‘weaving about’ on the bike (pictured).

Wha? I’m sending off some cvs and becoming a journalist if that’s the standard

Welcome to the T&A Newspaper, the only lower standards are those of Bradfords drivers

I quite fancy being paid to drive a nuisance vehicle – where do I sign up?

Police said that there was district’s nuisance vehicle team was behind the cyclist on a motorbike and witnessed the rider ‘weaving about’ on the bike (pictured).

No weaving on that clip – very decent effort, I’d say

“That’s not acceptable on busy main roads with heavy traffic

No heavy (or light) traffic on that clip either

Why did the police need a pic of the bike used for the wheelie?

What kind of evidence is that??

Yes your Honor, the defendant MUST be guilty because he was riding a bike, we know that because we have a picture of it here……

I wheelied past the police here on a fairly busy road, although there were no cars on it at the time. I suddenly thought about it and put it down and gestured sorry but they were laughing and I got a clap!

Scaredypants clip is not the article.

Tbh if the rider was wheelying down a main road I have some sympathy for the police. It’s just a shame they are not as vocal about dangerously useless drivers of which there are many many more.

Scaredypants clip is not the article.

ah. 😳
(I did briefly engage 2 cells, to think “wow, nice day in Bradford”)