I sometimes call round a friends house to watch the footie and have a few beers. Last time I was there a neighbour nocked on the door asking my mate to help him move some stuff, so he went leaving me with his wife. To cut things short me and his wife had a bit of fun together…the footies just started and she’s suggested I call round…what would you do

buy a different magazine?

wake up

Troll. Or shag her senseless and post pics here.

Can only end in tears mate. And possibly a doing for you 😀

Might be on YouTube soon! 😯

hang your head in shame (providing your definition of “bit of fun” is the same as mine) and confess to him what you’ve done you naughty naughty boy.

if by “bit of fun” you mean you got cluedo out and had a rip-roaring time discovering it was Mr Murderer in the Kill room with the Weapon who did it…. then go for it, you never know, the cards might be different this time!

Visit to the clap clinic – do you think you are the first ?

I read better in the pron mags I found hidden in the bushes at 12.

Interesting first post.

i call Mr_Nutt epic trolling on this one.

Every holes a goal.

Whichever way you look at it you’re not very good.

Not a very good troll

or

Not a very good mate

Realise football is rubbish and watch something else.

To cut things short me and his wife had a bit of fun together

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Not for long

back doors peope what is going on here sp many posts and no one advises this.
In reality can only end badly if actually real. I watch footie at my mates house he is violent, nassive, jealous and owns a wood chipper and many chainsaws.

Does the neighbour always request help when the footy is on? 😀

I watch footie at my mates house he is violent, nassive, jealous and owns a wood chipper and many chainsaws

I’d invest in a telly of your own if I was you

I watch footie at my mates house he is violent, nassive, jealous and owns a wood chipper and many chainsaws

you mean ton ??

This is how my mate lost his front teeth. It was his Mrs though. He’s quite short and I know how to duck. Sorry again phil ?

My mate did something similar.

With my wife.

Outcome was divorce, family split up, I broke my mate.

Tidy.

I broke my mate.

❓

Last time I was there a neighbour nocked on the door asking my mate to help him move some stuff

Your mate would rather shift stuff for a neighbour than watch the footie?

😯

Outcome was divorce, family split up, I broke my mate.

if you actually loved your parter, rather than thinking of them as a chattel, might you not consider that you’re weren’t satisfying their needs?

S .. my thoughts exactly 😀

And what is it that makes your wife/SO migrate to standing in front of the tv to talk to you when there is footy on. It’s like a moth towards a light.. grrrrr

lipseal – Member
Might be on YouTube soon!

youporn, surely….?

I broke my mate.

Exactly what it says on the tin.

Red mist face pounding incident.

Sounds a bit setup really, he was probably watching through the curtains having a hand shandy 😀

What would I do? Well I wouldn’t call it footie for one thing. Only people who don’t know about football, and have never been to a match call it footie.

These are the same people who don’t know that on a Thursday before an international break the only game on the telly is Forest Green Rovers v Grimsby.

Or back at the OP’s doing his Mrs OMG!!!WTF111

Meanwhile, at your house whilst your away watching football.

Your mates are there with your mum, wife, gf, cat, dog, gold fish…….

What would you do?

simonfbarnes – Member

Outcome was divorce, family split up, I broke my mate.

if you actually loved your parter, rather than thinking of them as a chattel, might you not consider that you’re weren’t satisfying their needs?

At what point did I say that my wife was my property?

Why do you infer that her needs weren’t satisfied?

Have you considered that she may just have been selfish, spoilt and vain?

Strange conclusion to jump to.

Very poor trolling.

Have you considered that she may just have been selfish, spoilt and vain?

in which case why hit someone else ?

Because he was supposed to be my mate. I consider that to be a betrayal too. I’m sure you would be very polite if it were you in the same situation.

I’m sure you would be very polite if it were you in the same situation.

no one has ever said that to me before 🙂

the footies just started and she’s suggested I call round…what would you do

Maybe watch tennis instead?

To cut things short me and his wife had a bit of fun together…the footies just started and she’s suggested I call round…what would you do

Honestly? I think I would definately spend my time at evening school learning how to use question marks. 🙄

never fear the studmuffins here! send me her details and all will be taken care of, i also do weddings and bar mitzvahs.