Think I did it playing squash and/or football
Sharp pain at the back of my leg, just below the knee but above the calf muscle
Feels sore to the touch but not inflamed
Worst pain is walking up stairs or after having sat for a while
If I stretch my leg out and point my toes upwards that really hurts
After a few days rest it seems to be getting worse not better...
Torn muscle? Hamstring is above the knee, isn't it?
Yes I don't think it's the hamstring as it's too low, but feels like it's above the calf
Knackered it. Go and see a medical professional.
ACL tearage?
Before it falls off
Cant decide if what you have there is a hurty or a poorly. This is STW - in case you hadnt noticed, we argue. A lot. About anything. Now switch off your PC, put your coat on, and GO AND SEE YOUR GP.
Don't be silly Mitch. It's cat AIDS, the only known cure is inserting an avacado up your ****.
You're being deliberately misleading yeti, any fule kno the only cure for cat aids is a walls microsausage up yer wossitsname.
*takes kiwifruit back from where the 'sun don't shine'*
You're a nurse and I'm doing it wrong 
Or was it a walls microchip? I should try either yeti, or both, just to be on the safe side.
I'm going to use a black-pudding... big is better, right?
Definitely biggerer, yes. NEXT!
Wait a minute, I've just taking a picture of this rash I've got....
And I suppose you caught THAT off a toilet seat as well? 
the rash is tapeworm AIDs, i've told you before!
rubbing a fresh kitten against the infected area whilst chanting 'i will always wear a helmet' will do the trick, then liberally apply some bepanthen and wrap in cling film
(you may want to leave some breathing holes in the clingfilm or the kitten might struggle a little)
I caught it off Phils toilet seat. Don't tell him I told you.
Edit: Hi Phil *waves*
And in this particular case 'toilet seat' is a euphemism for what?
Mouth.
You're a bad man yeti. A very, very bad man. Do you like films about gladiators?
Love 'em!
Why?
I want to go and see that film, you know the one, it's by the same guy that did 300.
jet used to live near me and would see her when i'd walk to the local shops.
(oh yeah... get to the doctors dude, nobody can diagnose this kinda thing over teh interwebz)
Phil - did you go to the same stalking night classes as me?
I wonder what happened to jamesgarbetts leg?
Fell off I suspect.
I call gangrene.
I've got it.
It's a bit shorter than my other ones, but hey ho.
You wouldn't be laughing if you knew what I heard inserting a leg where would cure!
One of the calf muscles crosses the knee.
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