If one touched me i'd go full on batshit loco!
Quote of the week!!
I cannot stand cheese or yoghurt. Yoghurt in particular is the most appalling vile digusting substance in the known universe. Why anyone would want to eat it or even be in the same room as it is beyond me. Even worse are the dim-witted morons who say "you won't be able to taste it in XXXXX". IF I CAN'T THEN WHY DID YOU PUT IT IN, YOU BELL END???? OF COURSE I CAN TASTE ITS RANCID FOULNESS!!! Normally happens with "smoothies". Why ruin a lovely milkshake by putting satans love juice in it?
Cheese, it's annoying as so much stuff I would otherwise like has it in, or spinkled on the top, or melted around etc etc etc. Why is it assumed that I like it? (e.g. ordering a Burger King etc). I would LOVE to like it but it's just minging. Bleeeuuuurgggghhhhh!!