Did I throw a child like tantrum
Elf wasn't, was he?
So a wishy washy tactic for wusses but seemingy legal - if you do it correctly.
Is it not recommended in the highway code for turning right if you are not confident pulling into the middle of the road?
(TJ - I NEVER park illegally on purpose. On one occasion I failed to notice a single yellow line under duress, and paid the fine. I never speed intentionally except on motorways where it's 80mph but only if I am in a major hurry (which is very rare). Almost always 70mph. I am especially careful about 30s and 40s. And I know that my speedo reads 5% over but I deliberately do not drive to that to give myself a margin for error.
Oh actually, tell a lie - on the way back through France with the caravan yesterday I did 90km/h according to the GPS because the lorries were passing me and I ended up being a mobile road block. For the same reason I did 90km/h in Germany too because the 80km/h speed limit is suicide on the autobahn.)