Just though I’d say avoid shops and the internet their all crap and caused my leg to fall off.

I once ordered something in the middle of winter and snow and it was a day later and my house fell down too.

Just saying like….

Avoid

How did you feed the little kiddies? Won’t someone think of the children!

This may not end well.

Darn it I polished the biccies off last night.

Should have done a risk assessment.

I think we need to send out for more cake

Cheesy, what’s the expected delivery date of said cake?

Oh dear – suspect that won’t hit the funny note with one or two………
Kettle’s on.

Oh fiddle sticks, IT WILL BE STALE WHEN IT ARRIVES!!!!!

Our lives are over 😥

Did you PayPal gift for the cake?

No!!! Make sponge trifle with the stale cake if it arrives. 🙂

“not fit for purpose”

“legally binding contract”

“took my money quick enough”

I need to google some more bog standard bullsh*t consumer rights standard lines….

Bank transfer

I asked for Garibaldi’d delivery (ordered some biccies too)

CAKE? I lay awake at night dreaming of the sniff of cake. It takes me years to save up for just a slice of malt loaf… and that only just fits in my tiny house… with my wife.

” Snifs armpits to see if still alive ”

Blimey! That was quick!

Delivery is here, but it’s wrong. Instead of cake I have chilli, sand, bleach, a teaspoon and an angry looking man?

What do I do now?

Dance Gangnam Style?

Bloody hell,thanks for the heads up.

Bagpus don’t trifle with him, you’ll end up in custardy!

Of course things won’t be improved if I allow a margin for error, will they?

Cake? What about Joss Ackland’s Spunky Backpack?

I just went outside and NOTHING HAPPENED

Demand compensation, you were promised something and it wasn’t supplied…

I just went outside and NOTHING HAPPENED

Demand a refund

i blame sarah greene.

Demand compensation, you were promised something and it wasn’t supplied…

Tried that with the wife, got a slap.

Tried that with the wife, got a slap.

What’s her hourly rate?

Calm down dear, its only a mountain bike

The point you all seem to fail to understand is that I have a legally binding contract with Nature to provide a “service” – and they simply haven’t provided it. I’m fed up with this rip off attitude, and am prepared to stand up for it

Have to invent the Home grown machine 😉

Oh crap mine just fell off, some pass me a spoon before it sinks to the bottom off my mug 😯

[/quote]I once ordered something in the middle of winter and snow and it was a day later and my house fell down too.

You may joke, but i ordered something off the internet and when I got home tonight I had water coming through my kitchen ceiling!! Be aware people, doing stuff or buying stuff could be bad 🙁

I just went outside and NOTHING HAPPENED

So did I, and I’ve had a phone call from a very nice gentleman offering to sue for compensation on my behalf! Wasn’t that nice of him? 😀
Perhaps I’ll be able to buy a new car…

Perhaps I’ll be able to buy a new car…

yes maybe. maybe you could buy an audi. maybe it could arrive a day or so late.. maybe you could start a thread warning other not to buy an audi

We should use this tread to build an app that creates random STW posts.

All we need is a few more mentions of treadmills/baby robins/”what tyres for” and we are nearly there I recon…..

If this is the quality of thread that’s been up here lately, I’ve been missing out.

What on earth is going on… I haven’t chortled like this in a bit. Good words.

Yeah, what did I miss?

Although I don’t condone the response, it was defo the ball boys fault

Don’t watch Silent Witness. It’s grim.