Twerking

I wasn’t aware of this activity before today; I must be getting old.

So, have we got any twerkers on this forum?

i don’t think there can be many people here I would want to see twerk it.

WTF is twerking?

No idea what it is. Almost frightened to ask…..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twerking

I had assumed that it was spending all day tweeting at work. How wrong could I have been.

Allow Hank Hill to demonstrate…

Someone been reading F365?

I put my back out Twerking to the Beyoncé Video on TV to make the kids laugh ..missed work for three days !

From what I’ve seen ‘twerking’ is that movement you make when you’re past ‘turtles head’ onto ‘touching cloth’ and the WC is occupied. I think those with IBS suffer the worst. I’m glad IBS is now in the open, and we should give the victims all the support they deserve.

Could there be a less sexy sounding word?

Could there be a less sexy sounding word?

Coagulation.

I’m all about the blurking. Straight blurking when I’m holdin’ down the block.

“squirting”

Coagulation.

Nope – Twerking still wins.

http://officialtwerkteam.com/?page_id=59

“squirting”

😯

Twerking was in fact first referenced in Dire Straits’ 1985 single “Money For Nothing” in which Mark Knopfler sings… “That aint twerking, that’s the way you do it…”

Probably….

I’m all about the blurking. Straight blurking when I’m holdin’ down the block.

CFH getting urban, earlier:

Innit tho, blud?

Police officers at Notting Hill carnival doing a twerk…

Innit tho, blud?

It’s like ones dad rapping 🙁

CFH gets the butler to do his rapping for him…

CFH gets the butler to do his rapping for him…

A “slut drop” is a popular move on a night out in barrow apparently.

As an aside from CFH’s burgeoning career as an Urban Entrepreneur…

I shudder to think what a Slut Drop is in Barrow!

Does it involve a kebab?

Jamie, the gif, I’ve done exactly that! 😳

Worked with a white Irish guy originally from Queens New York, who introduced me to his ‘main man’ in Soho. I actually fell off the pavement into the road too. I was a bit the worse for wear though.

I shudder to think what a Slut Drop is in Barrow!

Does it involve a kebab?

😀