To the tune of Going Underground by The Jam:
Some people might like to get a train to work,
or drive in in a beamer or a merc.
Some guys like to travel in by bus
But I can’t be bothered with the fuss today, I’m gonna take my bike,
cause once again the tube’s on strike.
The greedy bastards want extra pay
for sitting on their ar$e all day,
even though they earn 30k.
So I’m standing here in the pouring rain
Where the ++++’s my ++++ing train?
London Underground! London Underground!
They’re all lazy ++++ing useless c+++s
London Underground! London Underground!
They’re all greedy c+++s, I wanna shoot them all with a rifle!
All they say is please mind the doors!
And they learn that on the two day course,
this job could be done by a four year old,
They just leave us freezing in the cold
What you smell is what you get.
Burger king and piss and sweat
You roast to death in the boiling heat,
with tourists treading on your feet,
and chewing gum on every seat
So don’t tell me to mind the gap,
I want my ++++ing money back!
London Underground! London Underground!
They’re all lazy ++++ing useless c+++s
London Underground! London Underground!
They’re all greedy c+++s, I wanna shoot them all with a rifle!
lalalala
lalalala
The floors are sticky, and the seats are damp,
every platform has a ++++ing tramp!
But the Drivers get the day off when,
we’re all late for work again!
London underground! London underground!
wa wa W++kers,
they’re all W++kers!
London underground!
London underground!
take your oyster card,
and shove it up your ar$e…hole!