Van door opens in front of one, causing one to swerve. One shakes one’s head. Driver issues some form of curse (foreign language, possibly Cockernee).

One stops at lights and driver approaches for an argument. Loses argument and then says, as one moves off with the lights, that if I “come here” he will knock my head “off”.

Still, nice day for it…

Sounds like you should stay off the road… for your own safety.

Vayn, you say ???

Obvious innit: Lessons from TJ will resolve all your problems. 😉

Door zone…

Isn’t an amuse bouche something you eat? I think you meant bon mot 🙂

Replace “off” with “orf” and “come here” with “Oi pikey git” and I’d agree it is indeed a Cockerneeee.
Failing that it’s properly Eng’olish “init”

IHN, un de plus.

Merci, mon petit choufleur.

Aux pedants: (I bet there’s an acute “e” there, hey ?)
I assume Woppit’s offering us an unexpected titbit from his rich and varied repertoire and hence using the the term figuratively

Licence d’Artistique…

This is why I like my car-free commute.

Incidents today:
• bunny running out in front of me
• mad Jack Russell racing me for a stretch
• sweat in my eyes
• nearly stacking due to girls in short shorts
• possible sunburn

😀

Wow, an argument in the time it takes for a traffic signal to change – I bet you totally deflated him with your linguistic sophistry and well reasoned debating style…….

……either that or bottled and ran

😆

Posted 6 minutes ago # Edit GrahamS – Member
This is why I like my car-free commute.

Incidents today:
• bunny running out in front of me
• mad Jack Russell racing me for a stretch
• sweat in my eyes
• nearly stacking due to girls in short shorts
• possible sunburn

I used to have one of those. It’s the only thing I miss about my former job…

*sigh*

• possible sunburn

long way, or scotsman ?

Wow, an argument in the time it takes for a traffic signal to change

Probably a STW-style argument:
Just the word “FACT” and a picture of an amusing cat.

long way, or scotsman ?

Scotsman. My natural skin colour is a deathly pale blue. 😀

Ride is only 18km (~50 minutes) but after 3 days doing it each way in “hot” weather I admit I am feeling a bit prickly and looking at little flushed. 😳

Après cette altercation en guise d’amuse gueule, il y avait quoi en plat de résistance ?

Licence d’Artistique…

Now you see. After that, I’m not sure that you couldn’t use a good slap.

Kato.
🙄
We couldn’t make you up.
Even if we wanted to.

stacking due to girls in short shorts

I like short shorts

Driver issues some form of curse (foreign language, possibly Cockernee).

Button it Fatty!

This is why I like my car-free commute.

Incidents today:
• bunny running out in front of me
• mad Jack Russell racing me for a stretch
• sweat in my eyes
• nearly stacking due to girls in short shorts
• possible sunburn

My mainly off road commute today included.
On the way in
Being hissed at by two angry geese
Almost having my eye taking out by a fisherman who didn’t look behind before casting
On the way home
A school girl who dropped a can of hairspray under my wheels
Two drunks who briefly considered trying to liberate my bike from me (wisely reconsidered just in time) 🙂

This is why I like my car-free commute.

Incidents today:
• bunny running out in front of me
• mad Jack Russell racing me for a stretch
• sweat in my eyes
• nearly stacking due to girls in short shorts
• possible sunburn

My incident today: Saddle snapping off, whilst I was sitting on it, on my fixie, downhill, very fast cadence…. God knows how I kept it upright.

I like short shorts

Who likes short shorts?

My incident today: Saddle snapping off, whilst I was sitting on it, on my fixie, downhill, very fast cadence…. God knows how I kept it upright.

Forget keeping it upright. You’re lucky to escape with your virginity!

I admit I am feeling a bit prickly and looking at little flushed

I think that’s the menopause. Sorry to have to break it to you.

Manopause.