[Closed] Things you can't have 'just one' of..

Women.

Bikes.

Beers.

Smack.

Rocks.

Testicles. Unless you're Hitler apparently

Haribo Tangfastics

A shoe

Pint of bitter
Jaffa cake
Chainsaw

Norks

Tribbles

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Anything that comes in a pack size greater than one.

Crap threads that are just lists 8)

All of the above.

Ropes
Wheels
Logs

pistachios

Direction
Chromosome
Personalities

Twins

Trousers.

Wasabi peas

And fish fingers (not at the same time though)

Twins +1

Wouldn't that be triplets?

ooooh, might there be a niche here for mushy wasabi peas ?

Shortbread biscuits
Donuts............I see a pattern here.

Anything that's moreish

Gold iPhones 🙂

amoeba

Mini Freddos

Wouldn't that be triplets?

I spose it would. You can't have one of them either!

tent
bike
chip
chocolate square
Choc digestive
Wotsit
Mini Cheddar
sock

pedals

specs

Piles.

I disagree, I have but the one pile.

There are two things that I cannot buy. Jaffa Cakes and Maltesers. I'm prone to hoovering up all of them; three pack of Jaffa Cakes and a catering box of Maltesers? Keep hands away from moving parts.

Asking me "would you like a Jaffa Cake" is like going to a lion with "care for a hamster?"

Page on this thread

Labs!

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I've only had one twin. I did try to get both, but the one I'm married to wasn't very impressed.

double posts

double posts

Packet of tomato snaps

Pringles

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Do [i]not[/i], under any circumstances, leave an open packet within my reach, or offer me one.
Unless you're happy to see the whole packet hoovered up!

short.

Choc hobnobs ( currently paying for this), shimano hollowtech2 crankset preload tools have at least 6 where they are who knows

Shots of heroin.

So moreish...

molgrips - Member

Trousers.

Ahem:
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Hammers.

Cornetto

Glasses.
Any less is a monocle.

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whiskies...

kayak23 - Member

Glasses.
Any less is a ......

A glass?
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🙂

Nipples.

Five finger knuckle shuffle. 😆

Bacon sandwich

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Eyes, unless you're not bothered about judging distances

This turning into a biscuit thread.... we dont have biscuits in the house one cup of tea and there gone.

Cadbury choc fingers

HiFi speakers

Birthdays. I have two. Like the queen.....

(A malfunction of the Indian do everything in triplicate then send to British High Commision who don't read Urdu to check)

Wheels

Um, nope

nits

Chris - you werent up on Wyche watching the tour on your onewheeledamajig were you?

Night Stands

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No, had planned on riding up, but was down at Church Street with the kids as they'd been allowed out to watch the race by the head. Did get the uni out later to race up Church Street:

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White chocolate fudge coated Oreos that my mate brought me back from Cyprus, haven't seen them over here. They're kings amongst biscuits. Luckily he only got me one box this time but supplies are dwindling.

Sugar in me coffee.

Lego bricks
Jigsaw piece
Chess piece
Mechano

Full nights sleep

Gawd,this place is slacking, three pages in and no mention of bikes? 🙄

Guitars
Grains of rice

It was the 3rd suggestion posted! 😉

Gawd,this place is slacking, three pages in and no mention of bikes?

It was the 3rd suggestion posted!

Probably won't he first post by someone who didn't read the whole thread though 🙂

Mention of bikes on this thread

Fruit. No, that's not it. What's the stuff that comes in a pint glass? That stuff.

Peanut M&M's.

What's the stuff that comes in a pint glass?

Bull Elephants?

Bull Elephants?

No, that'll be wine.

EDIT: OMG I very slowly saw what you did there!

Watches.
Bikes.
Pairs of shoes.
Chocolate buttons.