This (well not this actual one, but the same model)

£15 and a complete rust bucket, been sat in the open at a garage for twenty plus years. Might just use it to ride the cycle path to work.

Nice 29er that.

I’m sure you’ll enjoy the walk 😉

It’s probably a 28er, isn’t it?

Nah it’s a 26er.

Hang on a minute.

‘I’ve just niched’

Don’t worry, you’ve not. I’ve got my dads old hercules racer in austin a-40 primer grey, and it has 26″ wheels too, and I am most definitely not niche.

Nice, a couple of bits from Brooks and all will be well I’m sure.

All you need now is a pair of funky socks, some +4’s and a flat cap worn backwards.

You do live in the land of Flat don’t ya’s…

Hmmm

650a *FACT*