The Mooncup – oh dear Gawd

So my dog is sat under the desk chewing on something rubber…. I pick it up and type in google the wording around its inner-rim: http://www.mooncup.co.uk/

😳

Someone pipes up 'ah thats mine- how did he get it as it was in my bag'….turns out shes used it for 4yrs.

Yes. These things exist and I've marvelled and revelled in ignorance whilst I examined it in my hand…

maybe bingo's a vampire.

I feel ill.

What a lovely, fluffy name..!

You could also use it as a shot-glass whilst on the move?

Without wishing to look at that link at work, this is the thing from 2 girls 1 cup, right?

No- its SFW. Trust me.

For BD

The Mooncup® is the original silicone menstrual cup designed by women to be a convenient, safe and eco-friendly alternative to tampons and sanitary pads. Loved by women all around the world, and made in the UK by a multi-award winning ethical business, the Mooncup offers an end to the waste, discomfort and expense of disposable sanitary protection.

It could only happen to you hora. I hope you are going to buy her another one

Shes used it for 4yrs FFS!

What a lovely, fluffy name..!

What, Bingo, or Hora?

Is she going to continue using it?

Give it a rinse under the tap, it'll be ok. You'll have to reimburse her if not.

OK, I looked… What a brilliant thing. I'm really very impressed by that. 🙂

couldn't you just shove a beaker up there? Does the same?

Alternatively, Bingo looks like a tampon…

yer they are always trying to flog them in the green fields at glasto…

Alternatively, Bingo looks like a tampon…

Actually bang-on! 😆

I once had a piss in my mates downstairs toilet after a heavy night out. I'd opened the window above the toilet during my epic tinkle for some fresh air…finished and shut the window but the ickle key pinged out of the window lock and into the bowl.

Dilemma- should I just whistle, flush and no one would know?

No, hes a mate so I put my hand into the toilet and fished the key out.

This ranks lower than holding an old-(discoloured) looking mooncup.

Shes used it for 4yrs FFS!

You never noticed her not using a towel/tampon in 4yrs FFS!

EDIT: Just seen hora's edit about the key fishing. Once upon a time, working in a cinema, I had to unblock one of the toilets by putting a rubbish bag over my hand and wrestle the gigantic turd out of the bowl.

as long as you punched the bum-otters out the way it's not a problem.

You never noticed her not using a towel/tampon in 4yrs FFS!

Shes a work colleague.

not entirely sure what the big deal is. period.

It could only happen to you hora. I hope you are going to buy her another one

You know, I was about to say exactly the same.

Stuff like this simply doesn't happen to me. My days pass in calm serenity compared to Hora, who, on top of it all, feels the need, nay compulsion, to post EVERY SINGLE LITTLE DETAIL of his life here for our approval on STW. This isn't Eastenders Hora, we don't all live like you, you know….?

Go on, next time you feel like posting a thread, just stop. And don't do it. I dare you. I double dare you. 🙄

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[Chuckles at meehaja] 🙂

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I sometimes see it on the sink while I brush my teeth

just give her a used party popper as an, erm, stop gap?

Im borking

Ask her to squat over your leeks instead.

I remember a friend of mine lost a full colostomy bag from under his chair. We couldn't work out what happened to it for quite a while until we saw another friends english bull terrier chewing some plastic in the garden. 😯

not entirely sure what the big deal is. period.

Aren't men squeamish? 😉

Nah, Hora's just trying to go 'oh look lads, ladies' stuff eeeewwww!', a bit like a teenager might. He must be very, very bored at work.

Funny how blokes will make the most of a really nasty wound or injury, but run a mile when it comes to issues of 'Feminine Hygiene'. In fact, one might say they become quite hysterical.

well im 23 and im still freaked out why the hell is it called a mooncup!

You have much to learn, young man…

enjoy learning alexxx
Agreed why so squeamish about this

JAYSUS! MY EYES

haha sorry I'm just baiting hora 😀

That's a me too on the plastic bag and giant turd fishing. Not mine, my small female child's!

Yes, lol at men all upset over a bit of blood!

Elfinsafety – Member
Nah, Hora's just trying to go 'oh look lads, ladies' stuff eeeewwww!', a bit like a teenager might. He must be very, very bored at work.

Funny how blokes will make the most of a really nasty wound or injury, but run a mile when it comes to issues of 'Feminine Hygiene'. In fact, one might say they become quite hysterical.

I'm firmly in your second camp of thought there..

What?

Wounds etc are interesting -anything to do with our fair ladies makes me…..faint 😈

Ps. Pistonheads – the bastion of malesness removed the mooncup thread with the reason 'its just too euwww' 😆

well im 23 and im still freaked out why the hell is it called a mooncup!

Every 28 days a new moon.