Knock knock.
Who's there?
John.
John who?
John holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.
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The "Let's cheer ourselves up for the weekend" joke thread.
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Going to subway is like prostitution - you're paying someone else to do you're wife's job
*runs and hides from feminist backlash*
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A man is in a queue at Tesco and sees this busty blonde staring at him, he can't believe she is staring at him, then she starts waving.
"Excuse me do I know you?' he asks.Yes I think you are the father of one of my kids' she says.
The man thinks back and remembers his one act of infidelity and says 'Are you the bird I made love to on my stag night, whilst your mate whipped me and your other mate stuck a brush up my a**e?'
'No' she replies............ 'I'm your son's English teacher!'
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I once went out with a girl so posh that when we had sex she didn't come, she arrived.
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Why do brides wear white?
So the new dishwasher matches your cooker and fridge.
Heard they're bringing out a new Rangers FC branded Playstation 3 game:
Pre-Evolution Soccer.
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Have I seriously had a Paddy, Mick & Murphy joke deleted?
Unbelievable Jeff!
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O'Really?
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And yet Louis Walsh is allowed to live?!?! Where's the justice?
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Why did police arrest the Adobe Acrobat?
Because he was a pdf file.
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Why did police arrest the Adobe Acrobat?
Because he was a pdf file.
\o/
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like it Binners
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When is a Palm Tree?
Because it is!
Posted 1 year ago #
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