A team of doctors, artists, and engineers have collaborated to produce a vision of a human evolved to have maximum survivability in a car crash. They named him Graham. As a bonus, he’s possibly the creepiest **** thing you’ll see for weeks!

“Graham’s face is fatty and flat, cartilaginous protuberances like ears and noses seem to have receded into the head”

Speaking as a Graham its a worryingly accurate likeness, could have save a lot of time and invited me to a photo shoot.

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I reckon I’ve seen him in Aberdeen union st on a saturday night

That’s my new Profile pic on Facebook sorted then. 😆

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So… he’s Sontaran?

Latin name: Homo Ukipvoterensis

Graham’s face bears more than a passing resemblance to someone i went to school with who now gets about in a mobility buggy due to her inability to stop eating.

They just got a photo of Danny Baker off google images, lazy sods.

I’m surprised that nobody has mentioned the extra nipples yet

It’s not going to happen now Tesla have those amazing cars that prevent crashes. Oh wait…

Wait… how many nipples do you non-Graham’s have?

3…and so does my wife!

Reminds me of the 80’s TV add that showed a human who’d evolved to be a perfect smoker . . . That was a pretty grim looking creature two. . . . I wonder what the perfect specimen for cycling would look like

smokin’

You wouldn’t want to sit behind him at the cinema

So is graham excused from wearing a helmet? Or would rotational force still get him?

I reckon I’ve seen him her in Aberdeen union st on a saturday night

FTFY

With those trotter-like feet and giant ribs Graham could actually hoof himself in the slats

I’m surprised that nobody has mentioned the extra nipples yet

What do you mean ‘extra’ – thats normal isn’t it?

I’m quite proud of my six pack eight pack ten pack washboard stomach.

Rhod Gilbert’s let himself go recently…

This is me, face swapped with Graham by my son on Snapchat. Improvement, I think

I wonder what the perfect specimen for cycling would look like

Punch from 1889: