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I put that intruder strip stuff along our wall. Inch high spikes. An hour later next doors cat walked the length of the strip.
This would be the same cat that shit IN MY CAR. As I never drive it much, I left it with all the doors open to air. The cat took full advantage.
Owning a cat is just saying f..k you to all your neighbours. What have cats ever given us? When was the last time a cat rescued anyone from an avalanche or helped a blind person across the road? If a dog likes you he will lick you a cat sticks it's claws in your leg. Cats hate humans.
I used to think the only good cat is a dead cat. I was wrong they must be useful in vivisection. Make them smoke the ciggys and save a beagle.
Just watch out they might be ready to shoot you
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They are watching and getting organised.
Be scared be very scared.
shit in their garden, see how they like it.
Basking, hungry boa constrictor. Only one large snake-poo to get rid of.
Husky are partial to a bit of fresh pussy as well. Or you can borrow our Huxley hound who will also kill fluffy things if we let him.
Is this the answer?
Scum
Aye Houns, she should've poisoned the owner for cruelty of that levelNush and Mr Baz
the only thing that worked for me was mowing the lawn really often, don't know why but they don't like a well cropped lawn. Eventually they just gave up and found somewhere else to do it.
Keeps the garden lookin tidyish too.
Not sure what you do in winter mind...
Cat threads are always funny, brings out the big hard men who think it's okay to punch/kick an animal.
****ing tossers.
Would be interested to know how many of the cat haters/kickers are dog owners.
What have cats ever given us? When was the last time a cat rescued anyone from an avalanche or helped a blind person across the road
We've got two, no catshit in our garden so they must be doing something to put off the other cats
It's a dog eat dog world out there, have cat' no catshit, no cat' you get shit!
Go figure........
Edit, anyway, we are only here to serve our feline masters, our existence has no other purpose,
Your on their list now, I pity you... 😥
Cat threads are always funny, brings out the big hard men who think it's okay to punch/kick an animal.**** tossers.
Would be interested to know how many of the cat haters/kickers are dog owners.
I like how it brings out the hard men who will take on all comers to protect a cat.
Cat threads are always funny, brings out the big hard men who think it's okay to punch/kick an animal.**** tossers.
Would be interested to know how many of the cat haters/kickers are dog owners.
I like how it brings out the hard men who will take on all comers to protect a cat.
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would be a foolish cat that came in our garden
I like how it brings out idiots who click buttons twice in their excitement to post a useless comment. 😆
If you run over a cat in a car do you have to stop by law, as with dogs ? Someone reckons you dont have too.
Never done it just asking as this discussion has entered a life outside this m0ngboard?
Can we have more dog pictures please. Long haired dogs running or puppies in a basket. Aaaah.
No you don't have to stop if you run one over.
but if you had any decency you would.
What so the owner can have a go at you?
Bugger that.
well i have a cat and a shotgun , if ur dog ate my cat i blow its ****ing head off
I think with a dog it wouldn't be far from its home and it should have a tag on it so finding the owners should be easy.
A cat could be a long way from it's house.
The cat I ran over ran off and couldn't be found.
Cat threads are always funny, brings out the big hard men who think it's okay to punch/kick an animal.
**** tossers.
Would be interested to know how many of the cat haters/kickers are dog owners.
Funnily enough, I [i]much[/i] prefer cats to dogs; the only reasons I don't have cats is a), I'm allergic, and b), I live very close to two busy roads. I still get really pissed at the ginger mog who sits underneath the tree with all my bird feeders in, despite me shooting the little bu99er with a Nerf gun. Although, TBH, he hasnt been around lately, since I've taken to having late-night apré pub wee's around the tree...
Apart from the ship's cat can someone please tell me what good a cat does?
Do they eat them anywhere?