(Nah, CBA to JFGI). So,
crossbows etc aside... 
does citrus peel etc work ?
I'm assuming ultrasonic gizmos will be useless but feel free to correct me
Any plants that keep them away ?
(wouldn't mind if they'd eat the ****' pigeons but they seem a bit too at to chase anything)
Just chuck some water over them
Garlic powder or a dog
Lion poo
Nothing works you just need to make them scared of coming in your Garden.
get a lion and a wolf
cross breed them
smear the liof/ wolion in garlic
put it in the garden
Simples:
Take one rottweiler
Cover with catnip
Stand back and laugh
Electronic gizmo thing off amazon, about £15, green box.
Worked immediately, i was astonished!
Our old neighbour had about 10 cats - used to spray and shit everywhere.
I punched one in the face once ..... and poured tea on another which was sleeping in my garden and dint hear me coming.
They still carried on though 
have you got a wheelie bin....
Lemon scented brown sticky things from toolbox seem to work. http://www.toolbox.co.uk/proctor-brothers-prcpscat-5416-96046
I betthe postman hates me when he has to carry them round in his bag for a few hours they proper stink!
Oddly enough, get your own cat, if others can get into your garden, it can get out. Two things should happen. Yours will crap elsewhere , the others wont come in your garden, because they will piss your cat off.
I'm not helping much...............
Motion activated sprinkler system ?
hmmmm,
I think wolion's the most practical so far (no offence, it's just I'm allergic to catnip)
Get yourself a condor.
Electronic scarer thing is working really well in our garden. The only time we get cats in the garden now is when the batteries in the scarer things have run out.
we have one of these planted and it has done wonders no more little stinky presents left in our flower beds!
i think margin walker needs punching in the face and tea tipping on him, wonder how he'd like it?
Will it stop him shitting in my garden?
@margin walker, legendary!
I'm still laughing 5 mins later!
Because being cruel to animals is f*****g hilarious....
Big pop bottle, filled with water.
i think margin walker needs punching in the face and tea tipping on him, wonder how he'd like it?
but he's not shitting in your garden though is he.
(fair comment if he is)
Tool
Launch them into orbit with a trebuchet 
you can get some great blueprints on the net!
Because being cruel to animals is f*****g hilarious....
So why keep them as pets then?
Same issue here, I detest cats and to some part their owners who seem not to care where their pet goes or what it gets up to.
Find the cats owner and hand deliver the shit back in a jiffy bag, usually does the trick.
Cats killing birds in the garden is becoming an issue too, caught one cat in a tree stalking, quick blast with the hose pipe sorted that one out though.
i think margin walker needs punching in the face and tea tipping on him, wonder how he'd like it?
Why , has he shat on someone else`s lawn and left it there 
Lurcher.
How do cat owners stop their cats from shitting where they choose? It is a problem but how to fix?
BTW punching pets is a bit silly really, mebbies time to grow up eh?
I took great delight in launching shit from the neighbours cat onto it's owner's lawn. Let them deal with it.
After having to scrub sh*t off my little lads fingers (again), I'm quite taken by Margin Walker's approach. My big f*ck off water pistol hasn't been having the desired effect, maybe it's time for a more direct approach.
BOMBERS!!!
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