Long story, but I stumbled across the bike of a friend of ours just outside my workshop.
Along with another friend (who is in Berlin) we want to wind him up and think he’s got a secret admirer.
I’ve got a postcard to attach to his bike, written in Italian, singing the praises of his behind. It’ll be signed off with “Giovanni”,friend in the Berlin’s nickname. The postcard will be attached to the brake lever with a cable tie so he can’t ride off.
This should continue for a few days, each time upping the ante… A banana cable tied to his saddle (he’s from East Germany), under which is another postcard…
One of the ideas was to jizz on his saddle.
It should cum to an end towards the end of the month…. Again a postcard, with a picture of me and the Berliner sitting on the wall opposite taken from the perspective of where his bike is locked up… And then go for a beer….