Shit Mountain Bikers Say (vid content)

Following on from the “shit skiiers say” video that went round last week (shared here by the lovely flashy), here’s the MTB version

(apologies if it;s been posted, I’ve searched but didn’t find it)

’tis a bit “threeride” orientated, tho’, innit?

lol thats exactly wot i just posted on Fcebook about 1 minuit ago !!!! hahahahh
yeah still laughing my head off… RAD ! Epic ! hahaha

Like a typical NW Alps ride only better

29ers are ghey

Also, 25secs – that’s Hora

that’s Hora

lol, i saw that too 🙂

Funny if you’re american and can relate to things being said I suppose. I’m not though. A British version is required involving phrases such as “the trails are really cut up today” or “did you see the way that old woman with the dog looked at us”…

LOL 😀

A British version is required involving phrases such as “the trails are really cut up today” or “did you see the way that old woman with the dog looked at us”…

One for the Midweek Movies crew then – Pook likes making films, doesn’t he?

Funny, but if I caught anyone I ride with saying ‘stoked’ I’d have to be carried off in a stretcher from laughing.

ps. That includes you nbt!

Most amusing 😆

29ers are gay 🙂 so true

“I’m not riding that section I have the wrong tyres fiited”

Brilliant

Lack of multiplier effect on sick/ rad / gnarly was disappointing though. On their own they’re so lame 🙂

For the brit one…

“brown sludge” = brown pow
“Did my wheels get off the ground?” = How flat was my table?
“this is better than Cannock!”

Immense. “DROPPING IN” LOLOLOLOLO 😆

Goggles and wrenching at the chain, 😆

Brown pow is ‘loam’ over here, no?

Hope so, and that’s not a scatalogical reference of some sort 😕

“I’m not riding that section I have the wrong tyres fittedand have you seen the state of those braking bumps!”

Cannock ref Stu? 😉

You beat me to it NBT, glad I spotted your thread and avoided looking foolish with a repost.

So stoked!

I thought this was going to be “Stuff that shit mountain bikers say” rather than “The shit that mountain bikers say”

“My feet don’t reach the floor”

“It’s a bit high”

“No, I’m not letting go of the brakes!”

“This fork feels like crap!”

all those videos should be called shit skateboarders have been saying for the last 20 years or more…

nbt – I like making crappy bike flims. I could make one of these with my outtakes

You should get cracking then pook. If you;re missing any bits, I’m sure we can organise a pootle and give you the required footage 😀

Brilliant 😆

Ace.

I’m stoked to be riding this coming weekend. Going to rip…

Just seen this, brilliant!