The Thick of It is the only tv series i’ve ever bought on DVD – I’ve lost count how many times i’ve watched it but it still makes me laugh.
A few choice quotes – top marks for swearing.
• Responding to knock at his door: “Come the f-ck in or f-ck the f-ck off.”
• Tucker’s Law (out-take from the Spinners & Losers special): “If some c-nt can f-ck something up, that c-nt will pick the worst possible time to f-cking f-ck it up cause that c-nt’s a c-nt.”
• Moaning about minister on the phone: “He’s about as much use as a marzipan dildo.”
• To a pair of rival advisors: “Laurel and f-cking Hardy! Glad you could join us. Did you manage to get that piano up the stairs OK?”
• Dressing down MP, Geoff Holhurst: “You’re so back-bench, you’ve actually f-cking fallen off. You’re out by the f-cking bins where I put you.”
• Commenting on Ben Swain’s disastrous Newsnight appearance: “All these hands all over the place! You were like a sweaty octopus trying to unhook a bra.”
• Bollocking a communications department employee: “How much f-cking shit is there on the menu and what f-cking flavour is it?”
• Advising minister Hugh Abbot to keep up with the zeitgeist: “You’ve got 24 hours to sort out your policy on EastEnders, right? Or you’re for the halal butchers.”
• Note passed to assistant Jamie during meeting with blue-sky thinker Julius Nicholson: “Please could you take this note, ram it up his hairy inbox and pin it to his f-cking prostate.”
• Admonishing junior adviser Ollie Reeder to respect government property: “Feet off the furniture you Oxbridge tw-at, you’re not on a punt