I came to London on a course from sunny Yorkshire with it's lush hills and proper beer 10 years ago. I'm still here
Bloody foreigner. Come dahyn ear, push 'ouse prices up, moan all the time about 'ow yer can get a house, car, week's shopping, herd of cattle and a night out all for 79p Oop North, moan about the beer being too cold, moan about the weather being too 'ot, moan about how there's no countryside even though they never bloody visit it when they're back 'ome anyway and it's mostly us Southerners you'll find in beauty spots up there anyway, etc etc.
'Appy to take the money dahyn ear though, in't they? Bastards! Should have a special 'Northerner Tax', charge 'em double (oh we already do! 😀 )!
😉
I'm born and bred, lived all me life here, and am therefore far more qualified than anyone to offer advice, onion and information on That London. Anything you want to know, you come to me. I'll sort you right ahyt.
Flashy? 'Connected'? Only to the mains, during one of his kinky disturbing upper-class 'activities' with dubious Ladies of the Night….