This might cheer up a Monday morning:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctVGRgNt0e8
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One for the amusing names pile: Fanny Chmelar
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(Safe for work by the way. It's a clip from "The Chase", which is apparently some ghastly ITV quiz show)
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Love it! but now late for my next patient!
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there was this guy who was on bbc breakfast who was some type of mind motivator called octavius black.his name has stuck with me ever since (it sounds like an arch villain to james bond type name).he looked like an arch villain also come to think of it (i bet he has a secret island somewhere with a giant "LASER"
and he likes to stroke a nice pussy (cat!) whilst issuing threats to world leaders 
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Am currently dealing with someone whose email signature states his/her name is "Charisma Jones".
A pron star name if ever there was one.
And, of course, the classic from Archibald Kerr.... (NstrictlySFW)
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I once interviewed a guy called Satnam. Cue the wags in the office making 'Satnav' jokes for a solid hour before he turned up.
When he arrived, my colleague was a stride ahead of me. He stuck out his hand and said, "hi, nice to meet you," *beat* "did you find us alright?"
I had to spin on my heel through a side door so that I could recover.
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We had a Fonda Cox at my last employer. I shit you not.
She was American, if that explains it...
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I knew a Bunny Cacher (pronounced catcher) when I worked in the states
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Raoul Acosta.
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I had a call with Dan Francisco in california last week
And my dad's old boss at Amex was Chuck Farr....love those wacky americornsPosted 7 months ago # -
I had a call with Dan Francisco in california last week
Awesome. Did you wear flowers in your hair?
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We had some clasisc foreign names in work, cant remember how they were spelt, but they translated as....
Mr Odd Hole
Mrs Two New Bitch
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Hilton Kitchens - great name for a kitchen design and build company but shit for a 52 year old shoe salesman.
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I used to deliver a newspaper bill to a "Lady Fuchs" in our village
My sister had a surgery done by a Dr Pratt.
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My Wife's great grandmother was called Fanny Large
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My mate had an operation on his nether regions carried out by a
Dr Pain
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Corresponded with Randall Youngman in the past.
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My mate had an operation on his nether regions carried out by a
Dr Pain
We actually have a couple of friends called Dr Payne and Dr Wright. They got married a while ago, but sadly turned down the opportunity to rebrand themselves as Dr Wright-Payne. No sense of humour some people.
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We had a Fonda Cox at my last employer.
Really? That is superb.
So what made you get out of the porn business?
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Mrs T Yorath always gives me a giggle. Dont know why. Theres also a place name round here called Fenton Barnes which is superb. On the subject of funny names - work out yer porn star name;first pets name and yer mams maiden name. Mines Robbie Stirling. Breaks up the day a bit eh?
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Used to work somewhere with a Randy Hogg although he pronounced it Hoag.
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So what made you get out of the porn business?
Being a Fluffer isn't all it's cracked up to be..
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I love the victorian lady's name
Minty Badger
sheer genius, I love watching horrible histories with my son we both laugh like idiots
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I feel like I've done 500 sit-ups after laughing at that vid!
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I've got the book of silly names gathered from old censues that someone gathered. Some of them are bloody ridiculous. I'll post some up when I get home later in the week.
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Client's son was called Kuntal Sogi.
I mean, how else can you pronounce it?
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Koon-tall?
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Wasn't there a footballer from Sweden called Ars Bandit? I seem to remember it from that baddies and skinner show fantasy football. Could well have been made up though.
Oh and the chase is good teatime telly.
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Bored snooping round the IT system at my first job, when not photocopying, revealed the charming real-life couple of Eugene & Patience ****.
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A work colleague's mother had neighbours called Sam and Ella and was highly embarrassed one day when visiting as the kids got out the car and shouted the family nickname for them. "Look there's Mr and Mrs Foodpoisoning".
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I once worked with a guy called Hugh Beaver - we used to call him Huge.
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I have a Cousin called Chris Peacock... poor sod.
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Did a teaching practice with a woman science teacher... Tessa Tickle
Course delegate from Germany called Slike FuchsPosted 7 months ago # -
Therer was a teacher at my school called Mrs Hardon, we always said she had a son called Ivor!
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