He has me looking in my event viewer I know its a scam how can I wind him up 
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On the phone, Windows have found a virus on my computer - lol
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had him hanging on 17min so far!
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Ask them if they support Amiga OS4.1, which is the system you're currently running
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Ask him how to plug the mouse in.
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Tell them your cup holder is broken and ask where to get a new one!
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now counting the errors to him over the phone, up to 118 so far.....
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Tell him you can't use the internet and the phone at the same time.
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Ask him if he wants to see you on cam
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when do I tell him we use ubuntu here
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ASL????
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tell him to hold on as you need the loo, put phone on speaker, go flush the toilet then just don't pick the phone back up, go about what ever you were doing leaving him to wonder what the hell is going on.
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"Hang on there's someone at the door" should give you five minutes.
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ask him how he got into IT and whether he thinks you might stand a chance if you retrain, offer to send him your cv, ask for an e-mail addres....
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Put him on to your "sister" and spend the next five minutes with a high-pitched voice. Ask him if he's single.
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he now wants me to go to the logmein123 website, is this where I tell him I am not connected to the internet
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From experience of talking to users, it's very easy for them to mistype 'logmein' many, many times.
Ask him how to spell it, including 'onetwothree' and ask "L... O... is that O for Romeo?"
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"Oh, my broither blocked that address on our router to stop me beign caught by scammers"
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Tell him you can't belive window suport centre could be so helpfull, you are so gratefull they have pointed out this massive amount of error on your pc and you would like to send them coffee and cakes from there nearest Starbucks, all you need is an address to give to Starbucks for the delivery.
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"Oh, my PC's just crashed... wow, you were right, give me a minute whilst I reboot... "
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is that O for Romeo?"
Biggest laugh I've ever had on here
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29min now.....
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Your closing line, incidentally, should be "oh, wait, sorry, my mistake ... I don't have a computer."
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Tell him your wife's just come home and could he give you a couple of minutes. Then, stick some web porn on and just leave it playing - I guarantee he won't hang up
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Ask him if it's likely you got the virus from when you downloaded 2TB of Gordon Ramsey dwarf porn the other day.
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RealMan - Member
Ask him if it's likely you got the virus from when you downloaded 2TB of Gordon Ramsey dwarf porn the other day.
lol like that, will give that a spin
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I let him think I was on his support web site, where he tries to get you to go.
Then I told him my laptop had frozen.
Then when advised to cycle the power I told him it was dead, no response.
Then he worriedly got his supervisor to talk to me.
Then they advised me to take it to my local hardware support people.
Then they called me back a few days later and I told them I had to buy a new laptop and the guy had put loads of AV software on it so there was no way it now had a rootkit problem - so I didn't need their help anymore.
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Watching a great video of this scam http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuCFlR-YNdc
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When you do get the URL correct, make sure you've typed it into the search bar rather than the address bar then you get a page full of search results rather than a web page. That's always good for a couple of minutes. Insist on typing it correctly rather than following the link. Ask what the numbers were again.
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aw shucks - i had them on the phone yesterday, and wish now that i'd had this for inspiration.
an indian/asian accent, from melbourne in oz, calling from 'windows'...priceless...Posted 8 months ago # -
"Hey, what's the weather like over there in California?"
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My software is running out soon, but he cannot tell me which software - lol
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Gordon Ramsey dwarf porn
Went over his head, that one.....
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Went over his head, that one.....
Pun intended?
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I had one on for ages winding him up - ubuntu running on Mac via virtual host had him confused for a bit.
He got very abusive to me and i must say i reciprocated and then he read out all my details to me - name, telephone number, full address.
He was calling me an idiot and a retard etc - i asked him how he felt knowing that i was sleeping in my medium size house with my 2 cars and computers whilst he slept in a shanty town in Mumbai. All very childish from my part but i couldn't resist.
At that point i hung up on him.
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42min now............
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