ahwiles – its the opposite for us; that’s what makes their behaviour just plain odd!

There have been alot of accidents round here and hospital is struggling to cope with the number of old people waiting in A&E with broken bones.

The council used there initiative and have asked anyone over 65 to get about on their hands and knees rather than on foot since its much safer.

Anyone over the age of 65 whos seen to be not crawling is fined a weeks pension.

Its for their own good

I don’t know about you, but I find it MUCH easier and therefore safer to walk on the semi-cleared roads than the pavement. So I do. I usually move over when cars come. No-one’s offered me a lift yet, selfish bastards.

davidtaylforth – Member
There have been alot of accidents round here and hospital is struggling to cope with the number of old people waiting in A&E with broken bones.

The council used there initiative and have asked anyone over 65 to get about on their hands and knees rather than on foot since its much safer.

Anyone over the age of 65 whos seen to be not crawling is fined a weeks pension.

Its for their own good

Could you please stand on the Lib Dem ticket next time – you’d get my vote mate! Although surely if they’re on their hands and knees it’s only fair that they give people a lift?!

Moses – Member
No-one’s offered me a lift yet, selfish bastards.

Take the balaclava off!? 😆