I have to admit I haven’t seen this one before:

Hello john_drummer

The Better Business Bureau has been filed the above mentioned complaint from one of your customers in respect of their business relations with you.

The details of the consumer’s concern are contained in enclosed document. Please give attention to this issue and inform us about your opinion as soon as possible.

We kindly ask you to open the COMPLAINT REPORT (attached to this email) to reply on this complaint.

We are looking forward to your prompt response.

Faithfully yours,
Mavis Cochran
Dispute Counselor
Better Business Bureau
Arlington, VA

Isn’t the FBI in Arlington? What have you got mixed up in? Am I involved now? Wait there’s someone at the door I’ll be right ba

I thought they were in Langley. Or is that the CIA?

open the attachment is a no no …

I know this.

the giveaway is the word “customer”. I don’t have any

US Marshals apparently.